Why doesn't Skinner make it so that you can tell when the Cheese Whiz in the compressed air cans is

[LeftyFingerPop]

about to run out????

I thought I had the Whiz to cracker ratio timed perfectly...but NO....the Whiz ran out.

You would think that as a valued member of DU, Skinner would help me out and insist that the company put some kind of "Whiz Gauge" on the side of the can.

Jesus Christ Skinner, is that really asking for a lot???????

[azmouse]

1. 'Cause President Obama is working on it.

Skinner probably doesn't want to make Obama look bad by solving the problem first.

sheesh... I thought everyone knew that. :eyes:

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Well, then President Obama ought to...

get his shit together and set his priorities correctly.

I may get TS'ed for saying this, but Obama KNEW about the Cheese Whiz issue YEARS ago. He's dragging his feet.

He made a campaign promise that he would fix the Cheese Whiz....SO FUCKING FIX IT ALREADY. :mad:

[azmouse]

3. The Reps are obstructing the Chez Whiz stimulus bill.....

Call your congresscritter RIGHT F'ING NOW! :patriot:

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. I'd like to find the obstructionists...

and fire some full cans of Cheese Whiz at them. Kind of like the guy who threw the shoes.

[Dr. Strange]

5. I asked him about that.

Here's his response: http://www.aprilwinchell.com/media/audio/OBAMA_COMPLICATED.mp3

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. That's too fucking bad!!!

I know that others are concerned about this!!

I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN THE WHIZ RUNS OUT BEFORE THE CRACKERS DO.

[LynneSin]

6. Skinner has very little respect for the issues that plague us DUers

If he cared he'd figure out why my one cat refuses to get all of his butt in the litterbox when he takes a dump. Instead it's the cats and their owners that suffer due to this dilligent neglect

He'd probably also see to it that Prog Rock bands like Rush, King Crimson, Yes, Moody Blue and Jethro Tull were put into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. This is very disturbing...

I'm starting to wonder about Skinner. He "says" he cares, but...

[LynneSin]

9. The proof is in this photograph. You'd really think if Skinner cared about others...

He'd buy poor Elad a new T-Shirt

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. His shirt is like that because Skinner fucking works him to death!!!!

Probably doesn't even give him bathroom breaks.

Elad's shirt is the result of him trying to claw his way out of the locked broom closet that Skinner calls an "office".

[LynneSin]

11. Notice how Skinner's t-shirt is white whereas Elad and Earlg are both Green

That speaks louder than words

[LeftyFingerPop]

12. Oh yeahhhh....very obvious....first thing I noticed.

He's fooling no one.

[Arugula Latte]

13. It's also shredded because that is where the whip blows landed.

Skinner doesn't fuck around, you know.

[murielm99]

19. I'll bet they regret this photo.

It makes me laugh every time I see it.

[HopeHoops]

14. POINT OF PARLIAMENTARY PROCEDURE: "Cheese Whiz" is in a jar. "Easy Cheese" is compressed.

I think "The Blues Brothers" introduced the cultural error when Elwood takes Jake back to his apartment and the old man asks, "Hey Boy, ya got mah cheese whiz?"

Cheese Whiz is just processed American cheese food product (colored yellow) in a mayo jar. The stuff you squirt out on Ritz crackers is Easy Cheese.

[Drunken Irishman]

15. And it's Cheez Whiz, not Cheese Whiz!

[madinmaryland]

16. Dammit!! Now I gotta go take a Whiz!!

[HopeHoops]

21. I stand corrected

[Drunken Irishman]

23. Seems we're a bit anal about our cheese here at DU, eh? :D

[carlyhippy]

17. the best solution to the problem is have 2 cans of cheeze whiz at hand

Hippy

[Kali]

18. why oh why can't this thread go to the greatest page?

:rofl:

[struggle4progress]

20. I'm pissed that, despite my DU donor status, DU hasn't provided

dancing girls to feed me peeled grapes

But the Cheeze-Wiz issue is important, too

I hope the Administrators are paying close attention

[LynneSin]

22. I hate to add fuel to the fire but why hasn't Skinner fixed my toilet yet

the water keeps running and damnit, shouldn't that be one of the perks of being a DU member

:grr: