MrsCoffee is threatening to make vegan "food" for dinner tonight.

[MrCoffee]

I'm gonna sleep under my desk at work.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Series. Who can eat that shit?

:hide:

[MrCoffee]

3. Right? It's like she wants me to cry.

[flvegan]

2. *wrings hands*

Another victory, as the Great Vegan Plot unfolds.

muahahahaha!!

[MrCoffee]

4. I'll secretly switch her tofu for tasty, tasty veal

She does not want to bring gastronomic warfare into our happy home.

[flvegan]

8. You probably already disperse gas like a Sunoco station.

[MrCoffee]

16. Yeah, so lentils are a REALLY GOOD idea.

:eyes:

[FloridaJudy]

5. Insist on hummos or roasted eggplant

Do not allow her to attempt quiche.

Vegans should never attempt quiche.

[MajorChode]

6. You could threaten to withhold the meat from her also

[DS1]

15. *snort*

:rofl:

[AlCzervik]

7. Maybe you should cook dinner then.

or just eat what your wife is nice enough to make you and shut it.

[Midlodemocrat]

9. OMG!!!! For the win!!!!!

:rofl:

:spray:

[MrCoffee]

10. I'm a good cook, and it was my turn last night, and I didn't make her boiled sand

I roasted a chicken for the woman, and this is the thanks I get?

[AlCzervik]

13. yes, now just eat what she cooks and shut your hate hole.

:o

[Dr. Strange]

11. That's was rude. You don't know the whole story!

She's not only making a vegan dinner, she's serving a Chick tract with it!

[TZ]

14. dude.

You are upset because when you hit Mr. Coffee's bunk you want it to smell fresh and clean..:evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

17. Fresh and clean is good.

The only time I ever complain is when he spreads all those stuffed animals around his bunk. What is a grown professional like MrCoffee doing with that many beenie babies??!

[MrCoffee]

18. They're investment properties, dillhole.

[Midlodemocrat]

19. Series. All of mine are worth $400 each.

[whistler162]

12. Cool nothing better than a little fried Vegan......

[Ikonoklast]

20. How long does the missus boil her vegans?

The ones I get are always tough no matter how long I cook them.

Guess I'll try the pressure cooker next time.