The other day I saw a woman carrying her "work shoes" with her on her way to work

[sniffa]

It was still crappy from the snow and shit so she wore here spinning sneakers so as not ruin her BEIGE UGGS.

That's right, she didn't want to ruin her shoes that should be barred from any work place, much less the financial district. They looked like they would have went great with the suitish dress and black nylons. I thought everyone knew that Uggs are only to be worn with hot pink sweat pants (stupid word on the ass is optional) tucked haphazardly into them (mismatched fluorescent tee can be tucked no more than half way in into sweats and not all on one side).

[petronius]

1. Word on ass is NOT optional! Jeez, remind me never to take style

advice from you... :eyes:

[sniffa]

2. Fine

You won't be juicy.