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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 06:31 PM
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Joke in which the work brazillion does not appear
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to identify the flavours by their color: Red life savers were cherry, yellow = lemon, green = lime, orange = orange. Finally the teacher gave them all the honey flavored lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.

'Well,' she said, trying to help them, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God!! They're assholes!'
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 08:25 PM
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1. Good one!!
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