Best beard, Darwin or Lincoln?

[pokerfan]

Charles Darwin (on the left) and Abraham Lincoln (on the right) have both had an immeasurable influence on the modern world. Darwin is the founder of everything we know about evolution. And Lincoln led the United States to victory in the American Civil War and abolished slavery. They’re kind of a big deal. Both of them were born 200 years ago on this very day. So to celebrate, we thought we’d have a beard-off. Do you prefer the bushy, white depth of Darwin’s creation? Or Lincoln’s neater, more sculpted effort with trimmed sideburns that lead to a fuzzy mound?

[DarkTirade]

1. How can you leave out this guy?

[pokerfan]

2. Was today his birthday, too?

[struggle4progress]

3. I voted for Lincoln cuz I didn't want him to feel left out

But somebody really oughta have a chat with him about that beard -- cuz it just doesn't look like an all-out effort

[Writer]

4. None of the above.

I vote for Joaquin Phoenix.

[dropkickpa]

5. Darwin

You can hide more squirrels in his.