Fuck

[Initech]

[progressoid]

1. Other: "Fuck the dog"

1. Fuck the dog

To do nothing at all, or at least nothing of productive use.

Bill was so hung over at work on monday, and the boss was out. He just sat at his desk and fucked the dog all day

[Robeson]

2. Other: Fuck it.

[Initech]

3. Fuck it? Yes! That's your answer for everything! Tattoo it on your forehead!

THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOSE LEBOWSKI! DO YOU HEAR ME? THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOSE!!!!!

Too late to edit otherwise I would have included that.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. Fuck Me Running

:yoiks:

[mcctatas]

5. Other...

heinous fuckery

[PaddyBlueEyes]

6. felonious mopery

for heinous fuckery..

[mcctatas]

7. Fuckin'-A!

;)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

10. FUCKING RIGHT

FUCKING NOW...

:evilgrin:

[Bucky]

8. What the fuck was that noise?

I used that the other night while out riding my bike. I said this out loud when a sudden noise surprised me. I don't usually talk out loud when I'm by myself. It was like being in a movie when a character talks to himself so the audience can know what he's thinking. It was strange. Is talking out loud to myself a sign of early onset?

[graywarrior]

9. Other

Fuck me sideways

[Tuesday Afternoon]

11. I am so0o0o0oooo fucked

so damn fucked

[Tangerine LaBamba]

12. I once wrote a line

for a character in my first novel. It went something like this, "Fuck you, you fucking fuck of a fuck, and your fucking daughter can go fuck herself, too."

My editor - this was about ten years ago - called me, impressed.

This tough NY lady - who had yet to learn how some Italian-Americans talk (thank you, David Chase and Tony Soprano) - said to me, "I never thought I'd get sick of the word 'fuck,' but you've done it to me."

Now I can't remember whether or not we changed the line, and I'm too lazy to get up and take the book off the shelf.

Aw, fuck it.

[Zomby Woof]

13. Fuckity fuck

[Not_Giving_Up]

14. Fuck me sideways!

For some reason, people leave you alone after that one.

[Sebastian Doyle]

15. fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7CqxJ3tHKQ

[Drunken Girlfriend]

16. Fuck Me

Fuck me.....

Isn't that what everyone's greatest wish for Valentines Day is? lol

[Strong Atheist]

17. F*** a duck. From Barry Ween, boy genius. nt.

[regularguy]

18. That shit is fucked!

And shit! I <heart> this thread.

[SacredCow]

19. "Fuck a duck, and call it Bill"

Why Bill?

Because Fred is a stupid name for a duck.

[Lost in CT]

20. I prefer a presidential approach. (Audio quotes from "Dreams from My Father")

"There are white folks and there are ignorant motherfuckers like you"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q7h_t55Zw0&feature=related

[achtung_circus]

21. Other:

Fuck?

Sure.