If I could murder this cough, I soooo would go Ted Bundy on it.

[Drunken Irishman]

[XemaSab]

1. I think I had that cough

Does it feel like your eyeballs are about to pop out of your head? x(

[Drunken Irishman]

2. Yup and like someone tossed a bunch of glass down your throat and then lit it on fire.

And when you cough, it feels like your chest is going to explode. Grr!

[XemaSab]

3. That's a different cough

The one I'm talking about, you're just fine, then you get a tickle, then all of a sudden you think you're about to crack a rib. x(

[Drunken Irishman]

5. Cough drops worked earlier tonight, but nothing now.

And my body hurts.

It feels like Linda Tripp sat on my chest. x(

[Richard Steele]

4. You really need a better metaphor.

If you go "Ted Bundy" on it, that means that its
remains will eventually turn up and send
you to the death chamber.

[Drunken Irishman]

6. Zodiac Killer? :P

[Richard Steele]

7. There ya go. Much better metaphor.

You can *uck up the actual performance of the deed 3 times out of 5,
leave physical evidence scattered all over the place like a kid
ripping the paper off of his Xmaas presents,
BRAG about it to all your friends...
and the Cops won't even consider you to be a SUSPECT
until 5 years after you're dead.

Sweet.

[PBS Poll-435]

8. Is it a "productive" cough?

NT