Multiple orgasms do not exist.

[RadiationTherapy]

They can't...They...They just CAN'T!!

*runs off sobbing*

[mcctatas]

1. Oh....

they do, they surely do :)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

2. ............

:evilgrin:

[elshiva]

34. Yes, PaddyBlueEyes and Mcctatas know the truth.

I can hear her moan.... You guys are great together. ;) :evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

3. Gasp!

I swore you to secrecy!!!

[PaddyBlueEyes]

8. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

:mad: :spank:

[Dr. Strange]

13. I blame flvegan for these shenanigans.

I was pure as the driven snow until he corruptified me.

[mcctatas]

16. !!!!

OH Christ, everyone back slowly away from Dr Strange, I sense an incoming lightning bolt! :scared:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

17. I call shenanigans!!!

Im going to get the Shillelagh! :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

18. Oh, and racaulk too.

He definitely had a hand in my downfall.

[TZ]

29. Ha!

You were NEVER pure as the driven snow. I think your first word was probably "BOOBIES"!
:rofl:

[Inchworm]

25. We're safe

you've been duped! Hornswoggled!

Driven snow ain't too pure

:rofl:

[RadiationTherapy]

4. but ... but ... *sniffle*

*sobs*

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. Well then, I can't explain what that was last night. LOL

[flvegan]

6. You mean they lied to me?

:cry:

[RadiationTherapy]

11. Yeah. They totally don't exist.

Yep. *hitches pants and sniffs a la Don Knotts*

[Ptah]

7. Wait, what. We only get one?

[RadiationTherapy]

9. WOW! Can I write that book? One orgasm for your whole life...may be a stretch

Could be interesting though.

[bridgit]

10. Disagreed ~

:blush:

[RadiationTherapy]

12. Your sig line is my artistic goal.

You may want to see a doctor, by the way. It may be irritable bowel syndrome, but it ain't no multiple O-gasms.

[Inchworm]

14. Define orgasm

umm.. multiple.. err

wait, what?

:cry:

[Dr. Strange]

20. wikipedia defines an orgasm as...

"a living thing (such as animal, plant, fungus, or micro-organism)."

[RadiationTherapy]

26. Glad to have another dude on the case.

Thanks for the research, buddy.

[RadiationTherapy]

21. Don't worry dude, I got this.

I got this.

[Inchworm]

24. I rememble that remark

:rofl:

[Lil Missy]

15. Yes, they do.

:)

[RadiationTherapy]

19. IBS - See a doctor.

One orgasm per hour. Or week. I am still doing the math.

[Lil Missy]

35. *sigh*

Men.

:eyes:

[RadiationTherapy]

47. Yeah, I don't diggem either.

Men. Men and their big, hideous feet.

[Lucian]

22. Oh, but they do exist!

Trust me, I know this. ;)

[Pierre.Suave]

23. IBTL

for realz yo!

edit: and to add, perhaps you are not as good at it as you think, they DO exist...

[RadiationTherapy]

28. Yeah, let's lock a thread about something that doesn't even HAPPEN.

and to add: I am as good as I think and I don't care what my wife says. We have the same number of orgasms EVERY TIME. She gets one and I get one. That's it. Even.

[Darth_Kitten]

27. A mantra many a male has repeated, over and over again.

;) :evilgrin:

Just kidding. ;)

[mzteris]

53. but not ALL of them . . .

:evilgrin:

[Left Is Write]

30. Of course they do.

But I suspect this thread will be locked before too long.

[nickgutierrez]

31. You're just doing it wrong. n/t

[rug]

32. If you're with two women they can.

[BeachBaby]

33. Uh.....

it was having multiple orgasms that convinced me that God is, in fact, a woman.

[mcctatas]

36. But then again...

visiting my Esthetician makes me think that She is not a very nice woman :P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

37. rofl

:9

[3.14158675309]

40. Good Lord!

[SarahB]

38. I would never want to be a guy.

Never.

[MineralMan]

44. Whatever could you mean?

I mean...really...

[Tektonik]

51. As long as a guy isn't worn out, he could do it twice in the span of umm

15 minutes?

Maybe my hand is just THAT good. :hide:

[Lost in CT]

39. Well for guys... nt

[SalmonChantedEvening]

41. Speaking as a donor...

:evilgrin:

[derby378]

42. Seriously...

It happens. And it happens more often for women than for men, yes, but guys can have multiple orgasms on occasion if (1) they're really "in the zone," and (2) if they are able to overcome their own physiology for just a little bit.

There's a reason why men slow down and sometimes crash after orgasm. It's an enzyme that is generated by the male body that sedates the man long enough for him to rest and recuperate long enough for his body to produce enough semen for the next encounter. 20-30 minutes on average.

There are ways to get around this temporarily, but use caution. If I remember correctly, Attila the Hun suffered a fatal heart attack on his wedding night because he knew how to override his own body's shutdown after orgasm, and he simply pushed himself too far.

So if you can't acheive multiple orgasms, don't stress about it. Just make the most of your physical experience with your SO - and remember that some orgasms are purely psychological, but no less intense.

Does this help? :hi:

[RadiationTherapy]

45. Hm. It sounded funnier last night whe I wrote it.

I am surprised how many provided serious responses.

[alarimer]

52. As a woman, I'd be grateful for just one.

Everything is icing and, so far, simply a myth as far as I can tell.

So maybe I am the one doing it wrong as well.

[redqueen]

56. No, you're in the majority on that one.

I'd much rather be a guy, all things considered.

[backwoodsbob]

64. if my wife only had one whe we were..umm...

trading....umm.....oral....she would kick my ass and make me do it again.

[nuxvomica]

43. I'm responding with one word and I won't elaborate:

Kegel

[RadiationTherapy]

46. Yeah, I already have three of those, but I don't know how they snap together.

No matter where I put them, or how fast I twist them, she only has one, not many.

[Orsino]

48. Well, twenty bucks is twenty bucks.

No way I'm giving it back.

[TK421]

49. They used to say the same thing about Bigfoot, and look how that turned out!

:yoiks:

[Sky Masterson]

50. I am a Male and I have had multiple orgasms

over the span of my lifetime.One here and another there. :dunce:

[av8rdave]

54. They do

[Forkboy]

55. Well don't tell my ex-wife that. It's the only thing I did right.

:)

[jus_the_facts]

60. Ooooh...

...I won't tell...but a demonstration is in order. :evilgrin:

[Forkboy]

61. LOL...there's friggin' lolcat for everything these days.

And no demos before purchase. This isn't software we're talking about. :evilgrin:

oh ok...here you go...

































Happy now? :P

[jus_the_facts]

63. Then what's the price tag on that hardware ya got there....

....we're talkin' multiples...make me an offer I can't refuse?! :o

[crimsonblue]

57. Wait till Peggy gets here....

she'll prove otherwise with one of her intensely erotic poems. :P

[WilliamPitt]

58. So she's been lying to me all these years.

:P

[lost-in-nj]

59. I'd be willing to

volunteer for this experiment......
and yanno get back to you

:*


lost


:rofl:

[Schema Thing]

62. ...for half the population

*runs off sobbing* as well.

[Bucky]

65. Multiple orgasms are like Santa Claus

Just because they don't come down your chimney doesn't mean that they don't exist.

This analogy starts to break down when you realize that your parents were playing Santa Claus all along.

[ACTION BASTARD]

66. Sorry, but my wife calls....BULLSHIT

She passes out from them. First time it happened I thought, "Oh shit I fucked her to death. I gotta flee to Paraguay!"

So, yeah I have a golden penis or something.

[mcctatas]

67. Well.....

I can think of worse ways to go :evilgrin:

[MrSlayer]

68. Someone isn't doing something right.

If this is what you believe.

[RedCloud]

69. Come here and come here = Polyorgasm

5 in 3 minutes.

Don't make me point this out again, please.