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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 05:19 PM
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Reject Christ Receive Bacon
Edited on Sun Feb-15-09 05:23 PM by WilliamPitt


Scented Bacon Tuxedo:



Bacon mints:



Bacon briefcase:



Bacon lollipops:



Chocolate-covered bacon:



Bacon toilet paper:



Bacon bra:



Bacon dental floss:



Amen.
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 05:24 PM
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1. I can buy bacon flavored rolling papers at the head shop
no joke
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Sky Masterson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 05:25 PM
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2. Best of both worlds.
Now if they could only come out with a Gravy Bong :D
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jmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 05:26 PM
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3. Mmm...bacon


I can feel my cholesterol rise just looking at this thread.
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PBS Poll-435 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 05:28 PM
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4. This thread is the perfect example why Lounge threads should be allowed on the Greatest Page!
Maybe Skinner and Elad need to configure some kind of password override...


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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 05:39 PM
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5. Bacon & bewbies... Two things EVERYBODY loves.
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Lost in CT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 06:36 PM
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7. Yeah I found that strangely appealing...nt
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 06:46 PM
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8. Personally, I'm appalled. I want to take all that bacon off and put it in a frying pan
Edited on Sun Feb-15-09 06:47 PM by struggle4progress
where it belongs

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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 05:43 PM
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6. Chocolate covered bacon...proves there are demons among us....
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 06:51 PM
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9. And don't forget...BACON SALT!

Our mission in life is to make everything taste like real, delicious bacon.
http://store.baconsalt.com/
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 07:40 PM
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10. That's not souls you hear sizzling in the hot place.
That's hickory smoked goodness.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 08:22 PM
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11. that bacon bra would be awesome if only it had underwire support
:P
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 08:31 PM
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12. I'm really confused by that first photo...
That girl looks like a good Christina sort of girl, but I can't interpret the meaning of the sign.

Does it mean that if I reject Christ, I'll get a delivery of bacon? That's what it appears to mean.

If that's the case, then she must be a little atheist girl, because bacon's a good, good thing.

Can someone explain. I rejected Christ, but got no bacon. Do I need to repeat the rejection?
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 08:08 AM
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13. Bacon kick
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Starry Messenger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:09 AM
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14. .


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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:28 AM
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15. Oh, Jesus, will.
I was hungry. Then I saw the bacon bra. That, um, interesting juxtaposition of two things I really enjoy has made me ill...

But I like the thread. :)
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:43 AM
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16. Sorry. You're welcome.
:P

P.S. I never got an answer to my woodchucks question, damn you. I've been tortured in my ignorance.
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 10:17 AM
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17. I'm sorry; I forgot.
Fourteen. :) :hug:

PS I didn't capitalize your name earlier. For shame. I know it's Will. :blush:
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 10:21 AM
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18. *whew*
It's good to know, cuz knowledge is power!

:P

wIll is the preferred typage.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 12:53 PM
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19. Bacon kick
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 02:34 PM
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20. Best. Pact with Satan. Ever. n/t
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 02:39 PM
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21. That's not fair.
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