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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 07:44 PM
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Man cannot live on pepperoni, peanuts, beer, and vodka alone.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 07:44 PM
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1. Wanna bet?
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 07:45 PM
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2. Ok, how long do you think you could manage it?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 07:46 PM
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5. 50 years so far.
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PBS Poll-435 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 07:45 PM
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3. Link?!!11!?
:P
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 07:46 PM
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4. Says who???
<hic>
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femmocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 07:47 PM
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6. Sure.... you have all your major food groups there!
Edited on Sun Feb-15-09 07:47 PM by femmocrat
Well, except dairy. Throw in some canned cheese and you'll be meeting federal guidelines!
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 08:47 PM
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9. Caffeine, Grease, Sugar, and Alcohol
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 11:44 PM
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25. There's a fuckin. food pyramid....needs sugar and lots of carbs though.
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FKA MNChimpH8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 12:40 AM
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29. Jeebus, SoxFan, that is the hardest I have laughed
in a long time. :rofl:
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seaker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 07:48 PM
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7. I think there should be a study...
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mnhtnbb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 08:46 PM
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8. No. I think you need an olive or two for veggies.
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 08:48 PM
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10. put down the vodka, my friend...



and pick up the broccoli.... :patriot:




We had home-made curry chicken for dinner....
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 08:48 PM
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11. Why not? Sounds healthy enough for me!
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 08:49 PM
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12. true...
they also need sex, then they are golden! :hide:
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 08:55 PM
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15. Lots
Speaking of which, when are you coming to St Paul so I can, uhmmm, give you the lay of the land...

:P
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Bluzmann57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 08:52 PM
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13. Nope. Gotta have wings in there somewhere
And sports.
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 08:54 PM
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What about cheese?
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 08:54 PM
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14. You're doing it wrong
the pepperoni goes on PIZZA...
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 08:56 PM
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16. Yup...
you also need home fries or hash browns...maybe french fries instead.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 08:56 PM
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17. Tater tots!
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 08:58 PM
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18. Is that why they call you the....
'taterholer'?
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 09:00 PM
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19. I dont even want to know
What you got to do to a tater tot to get that name...

:scared:
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 09:03 PM
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22. Lets just say there is a picture of flvegan posted in every frozen
foods aisle across the country and leave it at that :scared:
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 09:03 PM
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23. BWAHAHAHA
:rofl:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 09:01 PM
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20. No, they do that out of jealousy.
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crimsonblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 09:02 PM
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21. You're right
man needs nudie magazines, too.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 09:43 PM
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24. Of course not, silly.
Beer and vodka are both members of the Alcohol group. You don't have anything from the Chocolate group!
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-09 11:54 PM
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26. add nachos, pizza, and BBQ pork and I'm in
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keroro gunsou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 12:33 AM
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27. lose the beer and vodka
and add single-serving wyler's for water bottles and popcorn and i'm set.
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FKA MNChimpH8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 12:37 AM
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28. True, unless you add a crust, tomato sauce, and cheese
to the pepperoni. Then you're in the clear. Pizza, peanuts, beer and vodka WILL see you through.

Burp,
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Optical.Catalyst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 07:53 AM
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30. What about 'Livin' on reds, vitamin C, and cocaine?'
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 07:56 AM
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31. That's true. He must have pizza rolls thrown in there somewhere.
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NuttyFluffers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-16-09 09:29 AM
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32. that's what salami, pretzels, wine, and whiskey are for.
:evilgrin:
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