So the but tutcher is trying to organize a race between himself

[mcctatas]

the old cat (aka the 'tutched') and the new kitten. He is adamant that we all sit on the stairs and watch however his competitors keep either fleeing (the tutched) or attacking the 3 foot long stuffed snake he insists on keeping stuffed in his pants as a tail (the kitten, aka the 'untutched'). No amount of pleading, cajoling, reasoning will make him understand that herding cats is impossible!

[TZ]

1. LOL

I hope you have a video camera handy..This sounds like comedy gold in the making! :)
Your son is a hoot...:rofl:

[latebloomer]

2. "herding cats is impossible"

Kinda like herding Democrats!

Your son cracks me up.

[fizzgig]

3. at least it's keeping him occupied

:rofl:

edit: the snake as a tail bit reminded me a bit of me. i used to use a towel as a tail and pretend i was a squirrel.

[mcctatas]

4. True...

but he is adamant that we all sit in "the audience" and "watch the big event"! It is a wonder I don't drink heavily and daily (rather than heavily and occasionally :P )

[PaddyBlueEyes]

5. RACE RACE RACE RACE

WE WANNNA RACE...FINNY FINNY FINNY...

[mcctatas]

6. Oh great!

I have a feeling you would be encouraging this lunacy if you were here! :rofl:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

7. I will be soon

and some henious fuckery..I will encourage!

[KamaAina]

8. Remember, tutching the but is a stop-and-go penalty

by the time he went back through the pits, he'd easily be a lap down. Dont do it!

[mcctatas]

10. I think his one experience with tutching the but has made him

cautious around "sphynxters" (as he calls them) :P

[ThomCat]

9. LOL! It sounds like you have a wonderfully creative child!

:rofl:

Whatever you're doing to nurture and encourage this kid, please don't stop. :)