Girl Would Be Terrified If She Knew Teacher Had Crush On Her Too

[XemaSab]

BOISE, ID—Seventh-grader Rebecca Hodgson—who recently developed a crush on her English teacher Douglas Patterson—would very likely be horrified to learn that the 47-year-old has similar romantic feelings toward her.

"Mr. Patterson is so smart and nice," said the Lakeland Academy student, completely unaware that the man five years older than her own father not only finds her equally attractive, but also has long and involved fantasies about her. "I really like his smile. And his eyes are gorgeous."

"I know it's silly, but I think Mr. Patterson is kind of sexy," continued Hodgson, blushing with embarrassment and not nearly as frightened as she might be upon discovering that her teacher has a well-worn copy of her yearbook photo next to his bed.

A two-time member of her school's honor roll, Hodgson was placed in the entry-level course at the beginning of the year. Since then, she has been charmed by her teacher's passion for the English language, a passion that pales in comparison to his late-night longing for her.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/girl_would_be_terrified_if_she

[Liberal_in_LA]

1. I was expecting to ready "teacher was arrested.." then I saw it's from 'the onion'. U got me!

[HopeHoops]

2. Even for The Onion, that one was creepy.

[XemaSab]

3. Totally creepy

:scared:

[Mollis]

4. Agreed

way too creepy

[Lost in CT]

5. i loved this other link below

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nations_blacks_creeped_out_by_all

[Lyric]

6. It's always the English teachers.

I've never heard of anyone with a burning passion for their Algebra teacher, but English? Get someone up there reading Shakespeare and poetry and my OH my, creative young hearts just melt.

I've only had two English teachers that I DIDN'T have some level of a crush on, lol.

[XemaSab]

7. My English teachers were not hot...

Sorry Mr. M, Mr. S, Ms. H, Ms. O, Mr. G, and Mr. H... you were all cool, but hot? No.

[Danger Mouse]

8. Wow.

Just wow.
You know...I just can't find this one funny. It's too unsettling.