Should I divorce SarahB over this? -- serious advice only

[Pale Blue Dot]

My wife just took my best Chef's knife and stabbed it through my chest - this after I've told her a hundred times that human bones can dull the blade. In addition, once this blood dries the keys on my fucking keyboard are going to stick and I won't be able to type anything.

I'm sick of this shit, and I don't know what to do.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. I think you are seriously overreacting and need to get a grip.

:eyes:


:rofl:

[stewartcolbert08]

20. I agree

You are being a total pie, its probably just a little cut!

[flvegan]

2. Relax. It's just a flesh wound.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. dude. stop being so melodramatic

:rofl:

[DarkTirade]

4. Come on now, a hundred times?

That sounds like hyperbole to me.

[Pale Blue Dot]

14. You accuse people of hyperbole in every single thread you post in.

Besides, it's not hyperbole. Do you know how often I've come home to find her using my knife on a fresh corpse? :grr:

[DarkTirade]

15. Come on now, I don't accuse you EVERY thread... that's hyperbo... hmm.

:think:

[LynzM]

18. LMAO

:rofl: Omg, dying over here... thank you!

[LostinVA]

5. What brand was the knife?

[SarahB]

6. Who the Hell is SarahB?

Furthermore, shouldn't you be in the ecomonic forum or something? :rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

7. It's your fault. You probably annoyed her in some way.

You should have guessed what quirk of yours annoyed her, and then stopped it immediately. Instead, she had to resort to knife violence.

[CreekDog]

8. depends

whether you want her to get half of everything before she gets all of everything. :D

[Debi]

9. Way to bring your marital problems to The Lounge

and ruin the positive vibes going on here :eyes:

Bummer.

[Bake]

10. I think it's too late for that.

But call and cancel your life insurance policy ...

Bake

[cprompt]

11. serious advice only

...... yeah

[WinkyDink]

12. Get a job.

[Fleshdancer]

13. What? Just because she's the woman, you expect HER to clean the blood?

:eyes:

[NNadir]

16. Most side splitting thread I've seen in a while.

Holy...

Well I can't say that I know the point, but thanks for this slice of life, since it's generated some of the sharpest, cutting remarks I have seen on DU.

[petronius]

17. So, she'd be single? Hmm... Yeah, you should definitely divorce her

;)

[Left Is Write]

19. My advice would be to clean the keyboard so you can play Scramble.

[SarahB]

21. Best one yet.

He's becoming a serious Scramble junkie. Knife wounds couldn't stop him. :D