Midlodemocrat
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Mon Feb-16-09 04:38 PM
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Should I divorce Mr. Midlo over this? -- serious advice only. |
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The fucker ate all the Triscuits.
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Mon Feb-16-09 04:39 PM
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1. Have Brenda truck down to the Piggly Wiggly and pick some more up. |
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Mon Feb-16-09 04:39 PM
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2. Oh, like we have a Piggly Wiggly here. |
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:eyes:
We're civilized. Unlike you heathens in Tampa.
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Mon Feb-16-09 04:40 PM
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3. You do live in the South |
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Mon Feb-16-09 04:54 PM
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6. Mondays aren't Brenda's day to come clean up after the Midlets. |
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Mon Feb-16-09 04:54 PM
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7. Exactly. She comes on Fridays. |
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Mon Feb-16-09 04:56 PM
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9. It's okay, he's doing pretty well at getting by on his looks. |
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Mon Feb-16-09 04:55 PM
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8. Central VA has no Piggly Wigglys -- they have good stores |
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Like Harris Teeter and Whole Foods.
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Mon Feb-16-09 04:40 PM
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4. If it was the olive oil and pepper kind, hell yeah! |
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Mon Feb-16-09 04:56 PM
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10. I"""m tttryng tooo rressponnnd. |
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BButtt theere'''''s bllllood alllll ovvvver thisss keeyyyboarddd.
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Mon Feb-16-09 06:08 PM
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14. But did it dull the knife? |
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I hope you washed it by hand and not in the F*&%$#@ dishwasher!
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Mon Feb-16-09 05:00 PM
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11. Divorce is too good for a fucker who bogarts Triscuits. |
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Starch his skivvies. Full strength liquid starch.
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Mon Feb-16-09 05:56 PM
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12. if that were grounds, I would have been divorced ages ago! |
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that or blue sesame chips. Those NEVEr last. :grr:
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Mon Feb-16-09 06:04 PM
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13. Divorce is too good for him |
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Mon Feb-16-09 06:09 PM
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15. Move up to Chicken in a Biscuit |
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and leave the Triscuit bandit in your dust!
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Mon Feb-16-09 06:11 PM
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Just go get two more boxes at the store, give one to him, and keep one for yourself.
Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here?
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Mon Feb-16-09 07:55 PM
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17. MIdlo should have posted this in the Skittles Will Kick Your Ass forum |
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Mon Feb-16-09 08:52 PM
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18. That's it for him, I think. If he ate all the sharp cheddar along |
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with the Triscuits, execution is in order, along with an immediate divorce.
That is all.
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Mon Feb-16-09 08:54 PM
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19. was he constipated? Those things are like pipe cleaners. |
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