Allow me to clarify a couple things

[taterguy]

1) I don't even own a fucking garage. I'm a carport kind of guy

3) There are three bicycle seats in my house. They're all attached to bicycles, not hanging on walls. I have no idea what they smell like.

2) I haven't given anyone any hearts. It's not that I don't love anyone, it's well, I'm cheap.

Does anybody have any other stupid questions?

[DarkTirade]

1. Why does my finger smell funny?

[taterguy]

2. Because you poked shit with it

[DarkTirade]

4. ... I thought it didn't taste like chocolate.

[Debi]

3. What evil lurks in the heart of men? n/t

[DarkTirade]

16. taterguy doesn't know.

[LostinVA]

5. What kind of knives do you own?

[taterguy]

6. A bunch of dishwasher safe ones we got from Ikea

Or somewhere else.

I really don't know or care.

They're sharp enough to cut onions.

[taterguy]

7. UPDATE: Your questions will be answered later

I'm going to walk the dogs

(And yes, that's a euphemism)

[taterguy]

8. I'm back now

Ask away

I may or may not answer

[Dystopian]

9. Okay...

Do you speak the truth?
Do you hate me because Lefty left you for an older woman?:P




peace~

[taterguy]

10. I hate no one

Except Ronald Thomas Clontle.

[Dystopian]

14. Ronald Thomas Clontle?

You sent me to google to find a real fake person?
:spank:

Yes, you did.
:spank:

:P

peace~

[taterguy]

18. That son-of-a-bitch owes me money

I guess I should have used Google to find out he doesn't exist before sending him a check.

Live and learn.

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Who let the dogs out? And why do fools fall in love?

[Arugula Latte]

12. For that matter, why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

[taterguy]

43. Because I carry bread crumbs everywhere I go

[taterguy]

13. Why must I be like that?

Why must I chase the cat?

Nothin' but the dog in me.

Thus spaketh the greatest Kannapolisian to ever live.

[rug]

15. Do your bicycles have wheels?

[taterguy]

54. Yes

[PBS Poll-435]

17. When Meatloaf said, "I would do anything for love but I won't do *That*,"

What is the that that he referring to?

[stewartcolbert08]

19. What did I miss?

[taterguy]

20. You missed a bridge that you've never been on

I apologize in advance if you've actually walked across this bridge.

If you have, what did you think?

[stewartcolbert08]

21. LOL

Great I walked all the way across this bridge and all I got was this crummy heart...........oh wait! LOL

[taterguy]

23. How long did it take you to get to the bridge? Which trail did you use?

Of course if you actually did walk across that bridge you would know that there are rewards far greater than any stupid heart.

[stewartcolbert08]

25. Well

Is a matter of fact I was on my way to Candy Mountain and it took me about 27 minutes and 30 seconds LOL i went through the magical forest and down cherry lane.......now I am here! and no rewards juat a stupid heart! Not even a Candy mountain!

[taterguy]

28. There's no fucking candy in the desert

And the only way to get from the parking lot to that bridge in 27 minutes is if you fall off a cliff.

[stewartcolbert08]

29. NOW you tell me!

LMAO

[taterguy]

34. Can't you read the fucking sign?

It says:

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT HIKING DOWN TO THE BRIDGE IN ONE DAY

ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE OVERWEIGHT

AND SMOKE TWO PACKS OF CIGARETTES A DAY

THAT MEANS YOU, LOSER

[stewartcolbert08]

51. LOL

I did read it! I think it also says not to bother if your penis is under 4 inches......that leaves you out too right? heehee

[taterguy]

53. I saw a lot of women when I was hiking on that trail

I guess it's possible they all had a penis larger than 4 inches but I didn't bother asking because I really don't care about the size of OPP

[Chan790]

22. Why are your answers numbered out of sequence?

1. Okay
3. ? Doesn't 2 come next??
2. WTF! Why are we back @ 2? What about 4?

[taterguy]

24. Oh great, a Number Nazi

[graywarrior]

26. If not bicycles, what?

[taterguy]

27. What what?

Are you asking what's on my walls or what do I sniff?

[graywarrior]

30. No....who's on your walls?

I don't care if you sniff them.

[taterguy]

31. Campus radio station bumper-sticker, John Cleese, beer ad, Son of Reaganstein t-shirt

What did you expect?

[graywarrior]

32. What's the mirror for?

[taterguy]

33. Taking pics that will never be posted here

[graywarrior]

35. Damn!

[taterguy]

36. Check your PM

[graywarrior]

44. I see nothing....

I hear nothing....

I know nothing....

[taterguy]

47. Nice post Tommy

Are you a pinball wizard too?

[LynneSin]

37. WHERE IS THAT CONFOUNDED BRIDGE and should I call my senator now??!!

:D

[taterguy]

38. Did you read the fucking thread?

The bridge is in Post 20.

If you're wondering about its geographic location it's at the bottom of the Grand Canyon

Does Delaware even have Senators?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=8524864&mesg_id=8526961

[Deep13]

39. I'm not dumb, but I don't understand...

...why she walks like a woman, but talks like a man?

[taterguy]

40. Because she's Kinky

Obviously

[Deep13]

41. Of course, duh!

:think:

[Bake]

42. "I don't even have a garage ... you can call home and ask my wife!"

From Charlie Daniels, "Uneasy Rider"

:hi:

Bake

[Midlodemocrat]

45. Are you saying that taterguy is a faithful follower of Brother John Burch

and he belongs to the Antioch Baptist Church?

[taterguy]

46. Oh FFS

It's John Birch

Don't they teach you kids anything in school today?

[Jamastiene]

48. So...

Are you a meat and taters kinda guy? :P

[taterguy]

49. Meat and taters is a euphemism I'm unfamiliar with

But I suspect I'm guilty as charged

[Jamastiene]

50. It basically just means a person enjoys the simple things in life and

loves a good home cooked meal too. I'm a meat and taters kinda girl. :hi:

[taterguy]

52. I'm content with fava beans and a nice glass of chianti

Mmmm
Mmmm
Good