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Mon Feb-16-09 08:54 PM
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I've just about had it with LostinVA |
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So, she and Shakespeare like TOTALLY have this girl crush on each other, even though Shakespeare is supposedly straight. That's what they all say right before they leave their husbands for the woman they met at some Unitarian wimmin's space project.
You guys know I've had a long day, you've seen the knife threads, and LostinVA totally doesn't care. She's all like, "hey, I'd really think it'd be fun to chat with Shakespeare on the phone" while I'm stuck microwaving a frozen quiche and opening up my own damn bottle of wine. Why do I have a wife, if I'm going to have to open up my own bottle of wine? That's the woman's job.
Should I be worried about this?
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Mon Feb-16-09 08:57 PM
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1. You need to work things out |
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Mon Feb-16-09 08:59 PM
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2. That's not how we roll in this house |
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Mon Feb-16-09 09:02 PM
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3. Note to self: Don't ever piss them off... |
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:05 PM
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22. It's a pretty dangerous combo |
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I'm almost all Irish, and she's Irish/Sicilian.
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:10 PM
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Mon Feb-16-09 09:02 PM
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4. Are you using the knife to open the wine? |
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At least sort of wave it around the bottle...
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Mon Feb-16-09 09:04 PM
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7. Are you kidding me? I've got like a $50 rabbit for that |
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And I use a special cutter for the foil.
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Mon Feb-16-09 09:09 PM
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11. I didn't think rabbits were for opening wine |
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Mon Feb-16-09 09:02 PM
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5. But I have a girl crush on you, too!! |
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And I would use my awesome Houdini wine opener to open your bottle of wine.
You're SOL for dinner, though--very meaty lasagna here.
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Mon Feb-16-09 09:04 PM
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6. She has one of those wine openers, too |
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I do NOT put it in the dishwasher.
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Mon Feb-16-09 09:05 PM
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8. Is a Houdini like a rabbit? |
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I guess it'd be frozen TJ's quiche for me at your house, too.
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Mon Feb-16-09 09:07 PM
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9. Yep, it's like that. And I LOVE their frozen quiche. |
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Which kind are you having?
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Mon Feb-16-09 09:13 PM
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Mon Feb-16-09 09:15 PM
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14. That's my favorite one. |
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I LOVE the green chiles in it. And the crust is really good, too.
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:04 PM
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20. I actually don't eat the crust, usually |
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It's Mick's treat. He has a metabolism like me. Plus, his normal food is like 95% red meat or something, so I figure a crust once in awhile can't hurt him.
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:28 PM
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I don't think you can open wine with it though........
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:54 PM
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47. Yeah, I have a couple of those rabbits, too |
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Edited on Mon Feb-16-09 10:54 PM by HarukaTheTrophyWife
My "fun" drawer is even bigger than my drawer of wine & booze contraptions.
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Mon Feb-16-09 09:08 PM
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10. You're the trophy wife |
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Now that LostinVA's made the big bucks, maybe you're being traded in for a younger and cuter model? :shrug::cry:
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:04 PM
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Edited on Mon Feb-16-09 10:05 PM by HarukaTheTrophyWife
I wish. We'd have a kitchen floor, then.
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:07 PM
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24. Kitchen floors are overrated |
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Tue Feb-17-09 08:36 AM
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59. Shakespeare and I are the same age |
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Mon Feb-16-09 09:11 PM
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12. Open the wine with her cool knife |
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and see what she has to say :)
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:06 PM
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I have a special foil cutter for doing that.
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:09 PM
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27. Proper tools and all that. I get it. |
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:13 PM
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32. It doesn't have to be washed, so no worries there |
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Mon Feb-16-09 09:29 PM
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And this is why you guys are about my favorite couple in the world.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
This is LW signing off for the night with visions of knives, Unitarians and frozen quiches all vying for preeminence in my imagination... that's what happens after a bottle of cheap Australian wine.
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:07 PM
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25. Unitarian churches can be dangerous |
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My "adopted" mom once accidentally went on a lesbian date because of the Unitarian church's "wimmin's space project."
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:22 PM
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36. That totally sounds like something my mom would do. |
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:rofl:
"Oh. Really? Are you sure?"
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:24 PM
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37. Yeah, my "adopted" mom organized the wimmin's space project at the church |
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She was recently divorced, and well, totally seems gay, so she inadvertently ended up going on a date with a woman.
LostinVA on hearing this story: "Yeah, I could definitely see that happening."
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Mon Feb-16-09 09:30 PM
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16. You know, I must be making progress... |
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I find this funny.
:rofl:
:hi:
RL
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:09 PM
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26. Progress is good, my favorite homosexual male divorcee |
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:rofl:
Congrats on getting your poem published, btw. I think I forgot to post that earlier.
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Tue Feb-17-09 07:18 AM
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Mon Feb-16-09 09:31 PM
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17. Does LostinVA like Shakespeare or does she like like Shakespeare? |
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I like totally want to know like now, okay? Like fer SURE! ;)
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:10 PM
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29. LostinVA wants little Shakespeare babies |
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Just kidding, she hates kids.
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Mon Feb-16-09 09:36 PM
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18. So now I come to you, with open arms. Nothing to hide, believe what I say. |
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So here I am with open arms Hoping you'll see what your love means to me, Open arms
I am so suave.
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Mon Feb-16-09 09:37 PM
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19. I'm not sure whether I'm more afraid of Lost or of LM. |
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Even if Lost is my online BFF.
I fear for you. :scared:
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:12 PM
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31. LM has a shark tattoo |
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You know how dangerous those tattooed freaks are.
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:11 PM
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30. Jesus, you bought a lot of hearts for yourself |
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:13 PM
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33. You don't like folks moving in on your man, do you. I know. |
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:29 PM
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:52 PM
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In a PLATONIC way, flvegan.
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:16 PM
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:17 PM
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:26 PM
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38. You drank the whole bottle before you posted didn't you? |
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:53 PM
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44. Actually, I posted that during the first glass |
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:32 PM
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41. This Exact Storyline Was On "L-Word" Last Night |
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Unfortunately, they just started it. I'll let you know how it turns out.
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:53 PM
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46. Neither of us have watched it since Dana died |
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:59 PM
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50. Yeah, It's Been Downhill Since Then |
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I've been hoping that they flush the cast and start anew. Anyway, there's a couple that has developed a crush on a third.
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:35 PM
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42. You know how those trophy wives are. Always looking to trade up. |
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Good thing you didn't invest with Madoff, huh? ;)
Oh wait, you're the trophy wife. Never mind. :blush: :hide:
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:56 PM
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48. This is what would have happened if we invested with Madoff |
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"That bastard took our $300. I'm gonna sic Jimmy on him."
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:53 PM
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45. you shouldn't have called her a choad |
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Mon Feb-16-09 10:56 PM
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49. She called ME the choad |
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Mon Feb-16-09 11:21 PM
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52. Ignore him. He thinks you're a guy Me, too for that matter. |
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Tue Feb-17-09 07:27 AM
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How could anyone think either of us are guys?
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Tue Feb-17-09 03:12 PM
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61. No no no, I don't think Haruka was a guy |
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I thought LostinVA was but I've seen the error of my ways. :D
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Mon Feb-16-09 11:17 PM
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51. Oh, FFS. Like this isn't an open invitation to flvegan. |
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:eyes:
Could you be more subtle, please?
Sweet Jesus.
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Tue Feb-17-09 07:28 AM
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Tue Feb-17-09 07:45 AM
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56. Well, we'll just step up the phone calls and, when I call, you can |
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giggle and then glance at her really quick, and then leave the room. That'll get her.
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Tue Feb-17-09 07:50 AM
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57. I already do that when you call |
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Tue Feb-17-09 08:35 AM
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58. She already does that when you call |
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She SAYS she goes out to smoke a cigarette. Like I believe that story.
:cry:
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Tue Feb-17-09 08:42 AM
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60. maybe LostinVA is tired of your A-Rod apologetics... |
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Tue Feb-17-09 03:17 PM
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62. She thinks A-Rod is a cricket player |
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