Members must be visibly wet.

[Blue-Jay]

[Arugula Latte]

1. Hoooo-kay, then.

:yoiks:

[flvegan]

2. I hope she (the guard) is really cute.

[Blue-Jay]

3. Boom chikka wow wow...

[bluesbassman]

4. Good lord. If they're that strict,

think what they'd do if you peed in the pool.:rofl:

[Lost in CT]

5. Do they provide reading material? nt

[Blue-Jay]

6. You mean like this?

[Lost in CT]

7. Well yes... (That novel screams a Lifetime/Sci-fi channel co-production.)

[Orrex]

9. Wow. Is that an open-front chainmail vest?

At last, the fashionable warrior dude has something as non-functional as the traditional chainmail bikini for the ladies.

[underpants]

8. LOL

as a swimmer this is REALLY funny. I am doing a mile tomorrow in the pool.

There are some lifeguards that I have seen who I don't think care, don't think care because they are numb, and at least one who..... okay she's hot

[Blue-Jay]

12. Lifeguards are usually hot.

I used to be one, so I'm an authority. (or a narcissist)

/or both

[redqueen]

10. heheheheheh

:D

[Blue-Jay]

11. OK. You can get in the pool.

[redqueen]

13. AHAHAHAHA!

:7

[LisaL]

14. Too funny.

[Jamastiene]

15. I hope they provide the nude pictures of sexy women for that.

:evilgrin: