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I noticed a spot on my left cheek, so I had to reshave it. After I finished shaving, I wiped my face off on a towel, and then went outside to smoke a cigarette. It was cold outside so I had to grab my hat. Once I finished that, I went inside and made a bologna sandwich. It tasted good. Then, I went to class. I took notes for 50 minutes and then turned my computer off. After class, I walked to my car and drove home. I studied for about 3 hours for my biology test, then left my apartment, walked to my car, unlocked it, got in, shut the door, put my seatbelt on, backed out of my parking spot, drove for abotu 10 minutes to campus, parked my car, undid my seatbelt, opened the door, locked the door, got out of the car, shut the door, put the keys in my backpack, lit up a cigarette, walked to the building my class was in, finished my cigarette, walked inside the building, found an empty chair, studied for 15 minutes before the test, got handed the test, bubbled in my name and ID number on the Scantron sheet, circled the correct answer on the test, filled in the bubble on the answer sheet, repeated this procedure 75 times, answered the short answer questions, checked all my answers, rechecked my answers, got out of my chair, walked to the front of the lecture hall, put my test in the box, walked out of the lecture hall, re-adjusted my crotch, walked out of the building, walked down the sidewalk to my car, unlocked my car, opened the car door, got in the car, fastened my seatbelt, started the car, put the car into reverse, backed out of the parking spot, put the car into drive, pulled onto the street, drove down Missouri St until I reached 6th St, stopped at Burger King to get a burger, ordered at the drive thru, paid at the pay window, got my food at the drive thru window, turned onto 6th St, drove through 6 stoplights, reached my apartment, pulled into my apartment complex, parked my car, turned off my car, undid my seatbelt, opened the door, locked the door, got out of the car, shut the door, walked to my apartment, found the key to my apartment, unlocked my apartment, opened the door, walked into my apartment, shut the door, locked the door, put my backpack on the table, took off my shoes, said hello to my cat, took a pee, flushed the toilet, farted, turned on my tv, turned on my stereo, turned on my cable box, turned on the lights, turned on my lamp, sat down in my chair, pulled my quilt over me, checked my recordings on my DVR, put on a clown costume and pranced about singing mary had a little lamb, started watching Chuck, watched Chuck, watched House, started to watch The Daily Show to realize it was a rerun, deleted The Daily Show, watched Sportscenter, switched the channel to Countdown, switched the channel to Sportscenter, switched the channel to Countdown, went outside to smoke a cigarette, lit the cigarette, puffed the cigarette, puffed the cigarette, puffed the cigarette, puffed the cigarette, puffed the cigarette, puffed the cigarette, puffed the cigarette, puffed the cigarette, puffed the cigarette, dropped the cigarette into an empty beer can, walked inside, locked the door, sat down at my computer, went to DU, looked at the Lounge, posted an OP in the Lounge, looked at GDP, looked at a poem by Peggy, commented on the poem by Peggy, scrounged through the Lounge, found this thread, started typing.
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