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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 08:54 AM
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My wife thinks Two And A Half Men is funny. Is this grounds for divorce?
Just getting on the marriage help bandwagon. Let me know your thoughts. kthxbai
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vard28 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 08:58 AM
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1. Yes
She should dump you like a hot rock. I love that show. :rofl:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 08:58 AM
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3. I completely agree with this response.
:rofl:
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LisaM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 01:23 PM
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9. I agree with you! n/t
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 08:58 AM
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2. Yes, Immediately
On the grounds of bad taste...:P
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 08:59 AM
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4. inassailable grounds. Any judge will grant you anything you want.
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Lost in CT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 09:19 AM
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5. Half you looked into therapy or perhaps medication for her.
I'm no expert on the DSM IV but I'm pretty sure liking two and a half men is in there somewhere.
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 09:23 AM
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6. Divorce?!? Try EUTHANASIA.
Just kidding :P Please don't kill your wife.
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 09:50 AM
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7. Marry her!
Oh,wait.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 01:14 PM
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8. Not unless you let your brother and his son move in with you afterward
:P
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 01:24 PM
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10. i still haven't seen a whole episode.
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 02:54 PM
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11. Let me some it up
Wimpy guy: My life sucks.

Charlie Sheen: You're a wimp. I'm going to go fuck some chicks.

Annoying brat: *fart*

Wimpy guy's ex-wife: I'm getting a boob job, which you have to pay for, which is completely unrealistic in that no divorce court in America would require it. Nonetheless, the writers are lazy, and exploiting bitchy ex-wife jokes are all they've got.

Wimpy guy: Sigh. I would like a woman, but whenever I get one, I turn into anal-retentive guy.

Charlie Sheen: Whatever, loser. Time for me to go fuck some more chicks.

Annoying brat: *fart*
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 03:18 PM
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13. nice job!!!
you have the premise of the show down. my wife is a hgtv freak. that is divorcable grounds in my mind.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 03:11 PM
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12. No. If she likes Rush, though, you may qualify for an annulment. nt
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 03:21 PM
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14. It is hilarious
You think you know someone! :eyes:
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 10:09 PM
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15. I think it is funny. I'm not in the mood for a sitcom these days so I never watch.
But it would be on the top of my list if I did watch that type of TV.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 11:54 PM
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18. If you do get in the mood,
the "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab" episode (Season 2, Episode 23) is side splittingly funny. That's the best episode there is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Cf0FHhfPro&feature=PlayList&p=E10F51E56C990D71&playnext=1&index=2

:rofl:
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 11:39 PM
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16. hell yes
could be she just needs a good old Skittles ass-kicking though
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crimsonblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 11:48 PM
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17. Yes. She should divorce you.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 11:57 PM
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19. She sounds cool.
It's a funny show if you want to kill half an hour and laugh your ass off. :shrug:
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