Fire up the barbie Penguin steaks help feed the poor in new economy.

[Lost in CT]

Penguin latest food - available
in abundance soon

Penguins could be the Sunday roast of choice if a plan to use the world penguin surplus goes ahead, Goliath Food Chiefs announced yesterday. Penguins, long considered to be inedible by even the most hardiest of sailors, have recently been discovered to taste a lot like veal, if cooked for long enough.

The stupid looking seabird, once considered 'cute' and 'funny' but now known to be a violent desecrater of the beautiful unspoilt wilderness of Antarctica, will be available as a frozen dish by as early as next month. As part of the launch of this abundant new foodstuff, There will be a special penguin cookery show on GoliathChannel 16, as well as a highly amusing advertising campaign with the catchy phrase: 'P-p-p-prepare a p-p-penguin!'

Opposition for the new foodstuff has been minor, with only nine people (figures adjusted for accuracy) claiming that the penguin should not be eaten. "The thing is," said Mr White, Goliath's head nutritionist, "is that by eating only one penguin a week you can make up your entire recommended weekly intake of penguin, which we have decided is . . . one penguin."

http://www.goliathcorp.com/penguin.html

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. P-p-p--prepare _ the_ p-p-popcorn!

:popcorn:

[BulletproofLandshark]

2. That whole website is funny as hell. n/t

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. "Pen-goo-ins is practically chickens."

[KamaAina]

4. I hear they have the concession at the hockey arena in Pittsburgh

:evilgrin: