I think something very bad is about to go down across the street.

[flvegan]

My neighbor is outside trying to start a chainsaw.

He hasn't got a fireplace, there are no limbs down in his yard and he'd need a 25 foot ladder to do any pruning.

:scared:

[motely36]

1. any dead bodies around?

:scared:

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. Does your cell phone have a continuous video setting?

[Pierre.Suave]

3. Wow

uhmm, have the cops on speed dial, just incase...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. Set up the camcorder and put it on youtube

[flvegan]

8. And yet I make that suggestion to you and Lost, I get ignored.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. That's because your suggestions are always more appropriate for xtube

[snooper2]

5. It's a guy thing...

He's going to fire it up and make sure it's running good - grunt a few times - clean it and put it away.


I did that with my jetski this weekend :)

[Lost in CT]

6. Does he also have a woodchipper? nt

[jobycom]

7. Just practicing juggling for his 12 year old niece's birthday party next Saturday.

[CreekDog]

9. Midlo is creative in her revenge

:think:

[Midlodemocrat]

18. You = DTM

[CreekDog]

23. what did i do this time???

:banghead:


















oh wait, i think i remember. :hide:

[Orsino]

10. Open your red envelope labeled CDC: ZOMBIE DEFENSE.

I think you're slated for shotgun duty.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. My stepson did a real number on our back yard last year...

He decided to offer his chain-sawing expertise to Mr GoG for a birthday present. I asked him to please clean up the limbs he left lying around on the ground last time he decided to "help" before he cut anything. But he figured it was best for him to chop down the dead cherry tree instead.

Now I would have been glad to have him cut away any dead wood that might have fallen on somebody; but I wanted the trunk left alone for bird/squirrel use. But he just couldn't listen. He just had to have his day as Mr Texas Chainsaw Dude. The debris is still all over the back yard, because I refuse to clean up his mess again. :grr:

Sorry for the vent... :hi:

[Deep13]

13. He should have used an electric model.

Less noisy.

[Dangerously Amused]

14. Dude, chill. It's me. Having a rough day with the PC again.

[MrCoffee]

15. Tell him to pull the choke all the way for the first five pulls, then half choke until it starts.

What kind of crappy neighbor are you?

[Dangerously Amused]

16. That's the advice your mother always gives, Trebek.

/channeling flvegan

:hide:

[MrCoffee]

21. !

:spray:


Well played!

[flvegan]

25. That was awesome.

:bows:

[1gobluedem]

17. Is he wearing a hockey mask?

That would, indeed, spell trouble.

[Fire Walk With Me]

19. It seems to be implied, doesn't it.

[Midlodemocrat]

20. Is he Asian?

:hide:

[eyepaddle]

22. Wow, that is a blast form the past.

Ahh yes, those were some "entertaining" threads....

[Midlodemocrat]

24. Psst.

There's a locked thread in GD about it. Very, very entertaining. Some of the replies are pure comedy gold.


:rofl: