OK, so the but tutcher wrote a story (dial up warning)

[mcctatas]

[PaddyBlueEyes]

1. My future stepson

is a prodigy! I love it...

[Fleshdancer]

2. I want some superpower juice

:rofl:

He does a good drawing of Spongebob!

[mcctatas]

12. tequila...

super power juice for grown ups :P

[sakabatou]

56. Me too

But I'd turn into this guy:

[Corgigal]

3. I think I had the same teacher

when I was young. At least , she sounded just like his teacher. So Cute.

[NYC_SKP]

4. "ikickbutt"... I'm gonna have to rec this thread.

These are awesome!

:rofl:

"then he sleeped and sleeped..he sleped and sleped four two hours...undill he died"

"then he was aliveagain"

:rofl:

PLEASE get this kid a DU account, I'll buy him a star!

.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

5. I dont think he wants a DU account..

But if you could figure out a way to give him a permanent tail....He would be thrilled!

[mcctatas]

6. We are sooooo not encouraging the tail!

I can never get him to take the three foot long stuffed snake out of his pants as it is! :spank:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

9. Baby

Its his dream.....We must encourage him. That and cat races...:rofl:

[Rhythm]

20. "Cat races?"

You mean you don't HAVE those already?

Our hallway has been declared IndiCatapolis Pawprint Speedway... at 3am, generally.
*L*

[no name no slogan]

33. That's so funny... my boss's kid wears a tail

He's 15 years old, and he's got Asperger's, and wears a tail around almost all the time! Plus, he's also an amateur model, and a very good looking kid.

So maybe wearing a tail isn't all that bad? :)

[mcctatas]

35. OMG!

the but tutcher is on the spectrum too! Maybe it's an apsie/autastic thing? :P

[no name no slogan]

43. I gotta wonder... I should check w/ the boss

I'm fairly close with him and we talk a lot about non workstuff (he's bipolar, too, so we trade war stories). He's pretty up on that kind of stuff, so he'd have a good answer I'm sure. :)

[Redneck Socialist]

48. There is so much wrong in that post I don't even know where to begin...

So I just best not say anything. :evilfrown:

[mcctatas]

49. Doesn't every boy dream of having a python in his pants?

[PaddyBlueEyes]

55. For some of us

Its a reality.... :evilgrin: :rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

28. The sleeping/death and then reanimation scene is clearly a reference to Jesus.

Yes, the But Tutcher has clearly incorporated Christian symbolism into his literary output, much like Faulkner in "As I Lay Dying."








:rofl:

[mcctatas]

31. OMG...

when I went to Ripon College I had a lit. crit. class and there was a guy in there who could find the 'Christ figure' in just about any story, your reply just made me think of him :P

[bluesbassman]

7. That's awesome! Put me on his book of the month club.

:)

[grasswire]

8. do you know why he writes in all caps?

I never saw a little kid do that before.

[mcctatas]

10. He told me that lower case letters are ugly...

I guess it is just a preference? :shrug:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

11. He is EMPHASIZING his talents..

[surrealAmerican]

21. Oooh, I like it.

It's an aesthetic decision. Not many kids think about the inherent beauty of typefaces. You may just have a future calligrapher there.

[Dr. Strange]

13. Fuckin' A, this kid is talented!

This needs to be a weekly feature!


And that Ms. Largon frightens me!

[TZ]

24. Do I sense a new sigline for the naughty doctor

when your red line goes away...;)

[Dr. Strange]

26. Maybe...

Behold the evil that is...
MS. LARGON

[TZ]

29. You know what

I think Mrs. Largon would be a perfect response to a certain pair of Sports forum regulars...:evilgrin:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

54. Im starting an I hate Mrs Larson group on Facebook!

[mcctatas]

32. And yet when I went to his IEP meeting they were concerned that

he can't draw people, I showed them pictures he had drawn at home and they said "He doesn't follow instructions when he is told what to draw". So really, he CAN draw, just not what and when they tell him to :crazy:

[Dr. Strange]

44. Damn art nazis!

Blind adherence to rules is for math, not art!

[mcctatas]

45. no wonder why I suck at math!

[vard28]

14. So is

Boda Barfed Out a Crayon a new show I'm missin' or something one of your pets did? Our dog pooped out a whole pine cone one time, but that's another storyline...

[mcctatas]

15. That was creative license on the authors part...

boda is our kitten, but for the record she has never barfed out a crayon (to the best of my knowledge)

[vard28]

16. Ahh...

Well please tell the young author that it caught my attention and was one of my favorite parts of the story! :hi:

[mcctatas]

17. Body functions play a major role in most of his story lines

:P

[SallyMander]

38. ...

:spray:

[Cabcere]

18. This pretty much made my day.

:rofl: mcctatas, your son is a genius and I thank you for sharing his talent with the Lounge. :applause:

[madinmaryland]

19. Is your son really drawing about life in teh DU Lounge??

:hi:

[City of Mills]

22. There ar so many great DU usernames in this story

Just look at them all:

Finny
Ms. Largon
SuperPowerJuice
BodaBarfOutACrayon
Wubzy

Genius!

[DS1]

23. You realize in the military he would be nicknamed Bravo Tango

?

[fight4my3sons]

25. he's a great artist!

Wubzy and Spongebob look just like they do on TV! Does he like Nacho Bear? My kids love Nacho Bear. They love all the wedgie cartoons on Cartoon Network, but Nacho Bear is by far their favorite. Tom and Jerry is their favorite cartoon.

[Shell Beau]

27. He sure is imaginative!!

:rofl: Too cute!

[Starry Messenger]

30. Those are excellent drawings.

I look forward to future developments in this story! He's really got a good eye for detail.

[SallyMander]

34. I just gave you a YOU ROCK heart for your rockin' kid

I am dying laughing here! What an awesome story!!! :rofl:

[mcctatas]

36. Thank you Sally Mander...

he is pretty spectacular, but of course I might be a teensy bit biased ;)

[SallyMander]

37. How old is he?

The Spongebob drawing is right on! Does he draw a lot?

[mcctatas]

39. He is 6 and he draws constantly!

Thankfully sometimes he uses a dry erase board, but we have probably deforested more acres than i care to think about in his short lifetime.

[SallyMander]

40. Eh, get him some 100% post-consumer recycled paper

and let him go to it! You must have a fantastically decorated fridge! :D

When I was little my parents got me and my sister photo albums with those sticky plastic-layered pages. We'd put drawings and stories in there. You should think about doing that so you can more effectively embarrass him later in life. :D

[mcctatas]

41. I have done the modern equivalent of that....

I scan them all in and put them on CD :evilgrin:

[SallyMander]

42. Oh I'm so old... *sob*

:rofl:

I think the next step is to register buttutcher.blogspot.com! :7

[yellowdogintexas]

57. oh man, when they love to draw like that, it is a great and good thing.

our daughter was almost compulsive about drawing. She has developed into a pretty good artist ( good enough to put permanent ink on your body) and it is still her passion.

Kudos to the ButTutcher ...you have a great kiddo there.

I agree you should register the domain NOW.

[Midlodemocrat]

46. The but tutcher rules.

:rofl:

[3.14158675309]

47. OMG He's spelling "butt" correctly now!

From now on, in all of my nightmares, I am now replacing Nurse Ratched with Mrs. Largon! :rofl: :hi:

[nickgutierrez]

50. This kid is awesome

:thumbsup:

I want some Superpower Juice, now. :D

[elshiva]

51. The But Tutcher is a genius and a great artist.

:hug: You should be so proud. :)

[mcctatas]

52. Thank you sweetie...

I am very proud of him and love all of his little quirks

[elshiva]

53. You are a great mother.

:hug: