Bossy Monkey
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Wed Feb-18-09 03:47 PM
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Irony alert: I had great difficulty opening the Brawny paper towels package |
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Fortunately, the actual paper towels weren't quite brawny enough to overcome my great physical strength. Soon I'll be tearing phone books in half-- one page at a time, but still.
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Jamastiene
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Wed Feb-18-09 03:50 PM
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1. Ya should have gotten Bounty instead. |
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It's the quicker picker upper. As evidence, I quickerly picker upper the multi-pack of Bounty and fling it across the room when I can't open it.
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Wed Feb-18-09 05:58 PM
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3. I was actually looking for Viva, which has a much more cheerful name |
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and doesn't attempt to impugn my manhood, such as it is. Just can't count on Food Lion...
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Wed Feb-18-09 03:51 PM
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2. Could you open this jar for me now that you're all warmed up? |
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Wed Feb-18-09 05:59 PM
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4. Sure, just lemme go get my hammer |
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