I wish the mob would wack people in

[PaddyBlueEyes]

someone elses jurisdiction.... :mad:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

1. sorry, mr policeman

I will remember that next time

[PaddyBlueEyes]

2. or at least

take the damn body with you!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

3. not as strong as I once was

guess I should hire some muscle

[PaddyBlueEyes]

5. or at least chop them up

and throw them in the lake...

[Bucky]

4. I thought you were going to post "wack people in..."

"... more creative ways." Cause I would totally agree with you there. The old shoot-'em-&-stuff-'em-in-a-trunk thing is so damn trite. Watch some movies, you lame ass hoodlums! You can do wonders with ski masks and chainsaws. The cops'll still arrest you, but by criminy at least they'll respect you.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

6. and its less work for us..

I mean havent these guys seen Fargo...Wood Chippers damn it.

[mcctatas]

14. baby...

I've been meaning to ask, can I have a wood chipper? Pretty please?

[PaddyBlueEyes]

15. princess

you can have whatever your heart desires....but im disconnecting the starter. :evilgrin:

[mcctatas]

18. chickenshit...

:P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

21. love

Im not stupid :rofl:

[mcctatas]

24. That's OK...

I can just re-connect it with a rolling pin and a butter knife :P

[BeachBaby]

20. Smart move.

Jeffrey Dahmer and Ed Gein are two reasons why. Funny things go on with people from WI.

[mcctatas]

23. Nope...

I would only use my wood chipper to do whatever legitimate thing it is that one does with a wood chipper, honest! BTW, what does one legitimately use a wood chipper for? ;)

[BeachBaby]

25. LOL!

How ya doin' tonite, sis? It's been a day, eh? :hi: :hug:

[mcctatas]

30. That it has...

I am glad to have it behind me and looking forward to the future for the first time in years! :hi:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

26. ummm baby...it chips wood and makes mulch...

and makes the bad people go away.. :)

[arcadian]

10. I thought it was going to be whack people "in"

as in be nice to them as opposed to whacking people "out" which I guess would be murdering them. I'm not up on my mob lingo. I do know what a "body drop" is though.

[Bucky]

16. I know what a body drop is too

But now that spring is here, I'm going to start riding my bike more and see if I can't get that dropping area to firm up a bit

[arcadian]

29. I just visited your blog...

Your avatar, I thought it was some pimply faced, nerd type, but it's actually an unshaven college professor type. :rofl:

[krispos42]

7. Think of all the extra driving

Carbon footprint and all that. Those Caddies don't run on sunlight, yanno...



:-)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

8. The best part is....

they left his car there....Its a prius. rofl

[krispos42]

12. Well there's no excuse then.

Those things have very small carbon footprints!




Was it the classic .22 to the back of the head?

[PaddyBlueEyes]

13. oh no

couldnt have been that neat and clean....first, they beat him with an axe..then shot him twice.

[krispos42]

17. Ouch.

There's some rage in that one...


:winces:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

19. sending a message

but they didnt cut his tongue out. So its not a snitch scenario..

[BeachBaby]

9. We ran out of room in the landfills and stadiums here in Jersey.

It happens. :hide: :rofl: :hi:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

11. yeah but the meadowlands is 45 mins away

and the pine barrens are like 2 hours away...Why here.. :mad:

[Ptah]

22. location, location, location

Sorry that you have to deal with that.

:hug:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

27. Thanks PTAH

nature of the beast..

[ScreamingMeemie]

28. Well...at least you have those gun carrying CSI guys who will solve

the case in an hour because of a piece of glass that they squishily remove from an eyeball and take down the perp themselves...right? right?

[PaddyBlueEyes]

31. Oh yeah

we are like a fast food joint...we solve everything in sixty mins or less...