Thw World According to Hurley (for the Lost fans...)

[LanternWaste]

Hurley's my favorite character bar none. There are more exciting character. There are better-looking characters. There are more well-read charters. But there is only one Hurley. He's the philosopher-king. He's the guy I'd be palling around with on the Island. He. Is. Hurley!



Hurley: Why did you do that?
Locke: Why wouldn't I do that?
Hurley: Maybe because I was running after you, flailing my arms, yelling "Don't Do That!!!".



Hurley: How exactly does something like this happen?
Danielle Rousseau: Are you on the same island as I am?
Hurley: Guess that explains it.



Hurley: Dude.



Hurley: Dude, you got some... Arnzt on you.

Kate: You ok?
Hurley: That was messed up. He just... exploded, in front of us.



Hurley: Whoever named this place Dark Territory? Genius.



Jack: If anyone hears, or see's anything...
Hurley: Like the security system that eats people.
Jack: Yes, like that.



Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: No need to freak out? I'm trying to buy some jerky and a Slushy, and suddenly you're standing there over by the Ho Hos. You're dead. What do you expect me to do?



Hurley: Look, I don't know about you, but things have really sucked for me lately, and I could really use a victory. So let's get one, dude! Let's get this car started. Let's look death in the face and say: "Whatever, man!"

Hurley: It was like......................a Jedi moment!

Hurley: Dudes, listen. Our lives suck. Everyone's nerves are stretched to the max. I mean, we're lost on an island, running from boars and monsters ... freakin' polar bears!...Look, all I'm saying is if we're stuck here, then just surviving's not gonna cut it. We need some kind of relief, you know? We need some way that we can ... you know, have fun. That's right, fun. Or else we're just gonna go crazy waiting for the next bad thing to happen.



Hurley: Dude, I know how this works. It ends with you and me running through the jungle, screaming and crying. He catches me first, because I'm heavy...and I get cramps