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Rabrrrrrr forgot yesterday's Match Game because he was busy scouring DU trying to find that one thread about something. It was that trivial little topic, something that didn't matter in the big scheme of things. But it caused a major ruckus in GD, GD-P, the Sports Forum, and the Rural/Farm Forum. He knew it had something to do with homemade soap, tasers, and ritualistic cannibalism. But he couldn't remember the author. He tried searching the key words, but nothing seemed to work. He took off his clothes, slathered himself in olive oil, and danced and chanted various tunes from the Necronomicon. (Not because this would help with the search, but because it was a Friday night, and that's what he did every Friday night.) Out of desperation, he tried PMing people from his Buddy list, to see if they could locate it for him. Finally, a DUer (who, for the purpose of this story, will simply be identified as DSOne) sent him a link. But Rabrrrrrr wasn't able to open the link. He fumed at the inconvenience--wondering why in the hell he couldn't open the thread. He called on EarlG, begging for help. EarlG was able to oblige: he informed Rabrrrrrr that the author of the thread was on his Ignore list, and would have to be removed. Rabrrrrrr was dumbfounded. He didn't remember anyone being on his Ignore list. So he went to the list, determined to remove the person. And when he saw the name on the list, he gasped and suffered an aneurysm and a ruptured testicle--for the lone DUer on his Ignore list was ... himself.
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