JVS
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Thu Feb-19-09 06:08 PM
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So I got a new bottle opener at the store today. "Made in Germany" it says. So far so good. |
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Maybe Shamwow Vince wasn't bullshitting about the good stuff.
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tigereye
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Thu Feb-19-09 06:10 PM
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1. just don't use it to open vodka bottles and you should be fine! |
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mmm, I can imagine all that excellent German beer it will open, though. :beer:
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JVS
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Thu Feb-19-09 06:13 PM
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3. I usually like to open my beers using an "awesome bachelor trick" that I picked up a few years ago. |
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But since I was getting a case of Salvator, I figured it's time to show a little more class .
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Thu Feb-19-09 06:28 PM
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I probably don't want to know. :scared: A friend of mine used to open em on the side of the car door, somehow.
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Fri Feb-20-09 08:21 AM
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9. A friend of mine in high school used his teeth. He's dead now. |
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It was pneumonia, not the bottle caps.
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Thu Feb-19-09 06:12 PM
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2. Iss it mate from goot Cherman still? |
JVS
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Thu Feb-19-09 06:14 PM
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4. Maybe your reporter was from Pittsburgh. We do say Still Mill and Go Stillers a lot. |
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Thu Feb-19-09 06:20 PM
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5. Nah, she was definitely a local. |
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:02 PM
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7. That whole, "Call in the next 30 minutes" thing is a sham |
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I called and informed them that I had watched the commercial about 40 minutes ago but got tied up - I got the free Graty anyway.
Suckers.
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:08 PM
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8. so he really can do this all day? |
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Edited on Thu Feb-19-09 08:09 PM by AlCzervik
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