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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-09 09:42 PM
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Keep dogs out of the Kitchen! They have mysterious powers to make you spill stuff!
They lie there and act all nonchalant until you start prepping something they want. Then they stare at you and plant suggestions in your mind. Suddenly, PLOP! chicken breast on the floor.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-09 09:45 PM
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1. Oh yeah. Then try to grab it or take it away from them. You'll get your hand bit off!
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-09 09:55 PM
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2. Not my lab. He's patient... and he knows I'm too cheap to pitch it,
He'll just bide his time and wait for pieces to show up in his bowl.
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-09 10:19 PM
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3. Mine try to trip you up while carrying something
If it's on the floor, it's theirs and they know it. If they can somehow help it get to the floor that's OK with them.


by the way, have you seen moose and squirrel lately?
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