long joke but worth it

[NMDemDist2]

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian
student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing
some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty
or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for
Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:
'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.

'Very good!'

Who said 'Government of the People, by the
People, for the People, shall not perish from
the Earth?'

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar.
'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you
should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new
to our country, knows more about its history
than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'Fuck the Indians.'

'Who said that?' she demanded.
Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'

At that point, a student in the back said,
'I'm gonna puke.'
The teacher glares a round and asks 'All right!
Now, who said that?'

Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the
Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah?
Suck this!'

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving
his hand to the teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to
Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You
little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'

Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of
his voice, Michael 'Jackson to the child witnesses
testifying against him- 2004.'

The teacher fainted..

And as the class gathered around the teacher
on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're
screwed!'

And Chandrasekhar whispered quietly, "the
Republicans, November 4th, 2008".

[elshiva]

1. Great!

:applause:

[Generic Brad]

2. The joke that keeps on giving!

Thank you for that! :rofl:

[seaker]

3. Worthwhile

:toast: