ZOMG, elevens. Olbermann had a white penis story!

[madinmaryland]

The best person of the day woke up after a night of drinking with his girl friend, with a croche needle up his white penis.

:ouch:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. That must have been uncomfortable.

I wonder if she is still his girlfriend?

[madinmaryland]

2. Well, from the way Keith told the story, it sounded consensual.

:wtf:

:ouch:

[TK421]

3. That made me wince...and cry a little

:wtf:

[bicentennial_baby]

4. We were LOLing over this at my knitting/crochet boards today...

The thread was titled "Your crochet needle is WHERE?"

:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

5. Uhmm. The question is not "where", but "why".

x(

My wife stitches, knits, and occasionally crochets. Glad she didn't see that! :ouch:

[TZ]

6. hmm

brings a whole new meaning to the word "fuckstick"...:evilgrin:

[madinmaryland]

7. Uhh....

Well, she does talk about.. oops, tmi!!

[Arugula Latte]

8. I first read that as "Obama had a white penis story"

I was thinking: :wtf:

[NYC_SKP]

9. What I wonder about that story, other than what guage needle it was....

Is was it sideways through, or lengthwise within?

And, of course, what leads up to this, and how does one sleep with the thing there?

[Xipe Totec]

10. I totally forgot, I actually DO have pictures of white penis

[TZ]

11. You know I never really cared for the taste of asparagus

but that might change...:evilgrin:

[madinmaryland]

13. Well, maybe if you didn't spend all your time casting it..

:hi:

[Gormy Cuss]

12. Crochet "needles" are hooks. What the hell were they trying to reel in?