Can we stop the PENIS posts please?

[leeroysphitz]

You people with your readymade WHITE PENIS art to upload?

Get a girlfriend. Because sex is a two person activity.

[AlCzervik]

1. I am new here. But am aware of all internet traditions.

[3.14158675309]

19. All it would have taken is one post saying....

Yes, Mrleeroysphitz, you are correct.

Did we get that?

[Lil Missy]

21. Next thing you know, he'll want to stop all the IBTL posts!

:eyes:

[AlCzervik]

25. yup, he's a bit demanding,

[mcctatas]

2. Nothing can stop the white penis!

Unfortunately :crazy:

[leeroysphitz]

8. Penis penis penis!

[Xipe Totec]

3. IBTWP! n/t

[Lucian]

4. What's up with all the penis

threads?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Hard to say.

[Xipe Totec]

7. Good one!

:rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

10. Personally, I prefer a more upright tone on DU.

[Xipe Totec]

13. Like this?

(Sorry, all I have is white pines)

[no name no slogan]

29. Oh you must be dyslexic

nt

[Xipe Totec]

35. I am not dsylxeic! n/t

[no name no slogan]

43. misspellars of the world UNTIE!!!

nt

[Lucian]

27. Makes me want to blow a wad...

of cash on something expensive.

[racaulk]

6. !!!

:rofl:

[EastTennesseeDem]

9. I know

I don't want to be a dick about this, but every time I cock my head, there are these white penis jokes. I think this completely shafts the integrity of the lounge. If no one else will, I'll take head of this board and see that this doesn't last another four or more hours. I think we can start by erecting threads about why this stuff is wrong and no longer funny, because people have just gone nuts here.

[Arugula Latte]

11. Some people just expect strokes for posting these things.

There's been a spurt of penis-related activity on DU, and, unfortunately, it's all come to a head.

[EastTennesseeDem]

12. The fight will be long and hard

but I'm sure that it will climax in a less smutty DU.

[leeroysphitz]

16. This stuff just writes it's self.

:Penis

[Arugula Latte]

26. It's just too easy.

It just ... comes ... to you.

:P

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

17. Oh, don't be a tool. As a DU member, you should be used to these things.

It's all part of the package. Don't feel like you're getting the shaft.

[EastTennesseeDem]

24. How can I get used to it

I have been here for months, and only now is this junk inserting itself onto the board.

[TZ]

14. Oh come on....

:P

[leeroysphitz]

18. .

:Penis

[JVS]

15. But having a white penis is like the most important thing EVAR!

don't try to suppress the issues!

[Career Prole]

20. If these penis threads don't stop...

...you may be suffering from priapism.
If you have a penis thread that lasts more than 4 hours, seek medical help right away.

[Xipe Totec]

23. This one has lasted several billion years, so far...

[Career Prole]

28. Thanks! Suddenly I feel so...

...oh, what's the word I'm looking for here?



Inadequate!

[Xipe Totec]

40. We can't compete with the mighty Clenis n/t

[omega minimo]

48. That's a cervix

:hi:

[kentauros]

22. It's nice to be able to "get" the in-jokes for once...

Dick

[leeroysphitz]

33. You only get penis jokes?

:hi:

[Xipe Totec]

45. Oooh! that burns like the clap! n/t

[Deja Q]

30. Help me get one.

:P

(a girlfriend, or indeed a white penis... one's a lonely number but another never hurts. :rofl: )

[Submariner]

31. Aw shucks

[leeroysphitz]

36. !

[Deja Q]

42. More like this:

[petronius]

32. Penis jokes are the meat and bones of the Lounge

Without them, this would be a sad, limp, little forum...

[Xipe Totec]

38. You just can't beat the Lounge for humor n/t

[leeroysphitz]

41. These threads are turgid and swollen with hillarity. n/t

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

52. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! KNOCK IT OFF!!

Warmest regards,

Peter O'Toole

[Pierre.Suave]

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[datasuspect]

37. this place is thick with penis posts

it's been going on a long time.

[sniffa]

39. They run Bartertown now

[Jamastiene]

44. Nice post, Lorena.

Cuttin' off all our fun like that. :P

[Xipe Totec]

46. Check mate!

:rofl:

I can't even pour my beer straight anymore!


:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

47. ...

:evilgrin:

[mockmonkey]

49. Penis posts?

Is that like a Shoe tree? :shrug:

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

50. This silly crap ran out of comic gas

several hundred posts ago. :eyes:

[leeroysphitz]

51. Lbenxt

[Deja Q]

53. Sounds like a system component for Linux

:rofl:

[RedCloud]

54. My Giant White Pen Is Out of ink.

I have a line for this but I fear banning!

[cynatnite]

55. This thread deserves to be at the top. n/t