I Just Test Drove A Hummer, Went To Walmart, Ran a Mini Cooper off the Road

[SPKrazy]

Had me some cornbread crusted chicken, yelled at a breastfeeding woman in public, smoked a pack of cigarettes in the Hummer with my son in with me, and the rest of the afternoon is a blur, but I've still got the Hummer and the place is closed so I think I'll go mudding in it before I turn it back in :shrug:

what did you do today?

[rug]

1. Traced swirls in my hummus.

[SPKrazy]

6. will do that too

if I need to :D

[charlie and algernon]

you didn't go to Olive garden in Times Square?

[charlie and algernon]

2. you didn't go to Olive garden in Times Square?

[SPKrazy]

5. Because I'm not there

:D

[Redstone]

3. Ha! You only needed dinner at Olive Garden to make your day complete.

Redstone

[SPKrazy]

4. I couldn't find two parking places

so I went somewhere else :D

[DevonRex]

7. Shot a buncha Bud Lite bottles offa my mailbox. Scared the wimp across the street.

I tole him the gun weren't loaded no more but he ran in anyways. :shrug:

[SPKrazy]

32. hell no bud lite round here

we drinks reglar bud only!

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Fucking asshole. Driving a hummer with your kid in it while smoking and you aren't shitfaced on meth

and tequila?

You, sir, are a disgusting socialist America-hating fuckbrain.

[SPKrazy]

31. my kid was watching the meth lab

and I was so high i wasn't high anymore

[nadine_mn]

9. Did you buy anything from a wayside Asian Woodcarver?

because then your day would have been complete

[SPKrazy]

30. I ran over the wayside asian woodcarver

but then I did get some matching salt and pepper shakers

[rcrush]

10. Did you forget to snort some meth before you did all that?

[SPKrazy]

29. nahh, we just put her in a needle

and shoot her up' round here

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

11. Clubbed Seals at Best Buy when they wouldn't give me a receipt

You know. Same old, same old.

[SPKrazy]

28. no seals at my best buy

so clubbed some mailboxes on the way home

[RetroLounge]

12. Did you get Diabeetus?

:shrug:

RL

[SPKrazy]

27. Beetus, beet beet beetus

diabeetus

no, i dint get no diabeetus

I did just eat me a whole package of krispy kremes though

and I'm feelin a little sick

[Dystopian]

13. Wow!

I can't top that....:D
Just wanted to say 'Hi!'

:hi:

peace~

[SPKrazy]

26. well HI!

don't be givin' me any hippy peace stuff :D

;)

[Dystopian]

33. silly....

;-)




peace~

[Jamastiene]

14. Wait, what?

You did all that today? Who's minding the meth lab?

[SPKrazy]

25. don't need no minder

got the kids watching it

[jakefrep]

15. You forgot to crush a Prius.

Shame on you!

[SPKrazy]

24. hell it smashed into the back of the mini cooper when I ran it off the road

no need to crush it

[AwakeAtLast]

16. You forgot to play Laura Branigan as you drove

"GLORIA!"

:hide:

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

23. was playun Charlie Daniels instead

:D

[RagAss]

17. Called my neighbor a librul and shot his dog !

Not !

[SPKrazy]

19. well his damned dog was barkin at me

and I don't take to no librul dogs barkin' at me, next thing you know they'll give me some disease or something never know what them libruls have been doing to their animals, like man loves dog

[RagAss]

21. LOL

[AlCzervik]

18. were you flying the rebel flag, it better be "yes".

[SPKrazy]

20. don't have to fly it

its tatooed on my back!

[AlCzervik]

22. nice, way to commit!

:rofl: