i have to write an erotic screenplay

[datasuspect]

the narrative centers around the travails of a sexually-frustrated housewife, her cuckolded husband, and various and sundry delivery boys, service technicians, and corrupt medical personnel. i don't know where to start.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. maybe the perspective of the husband?

[datasuspect]

3. they have lance surewood slated to fill that role

[underpants]

2. You aren't going to believe this

but that plot was done just last year in Larry Flynt's Palin movie.... or so I hear

That movie however had more an international flair because it involved Russian soldierS who knocked on her door and asked if they could use her phone-their tank had a flat. Drinks were served.

[datasuspect]

4. russian soldiers are some horny beasts

[Dr. Strange]

5. It was a dark and horny night...

[datasuspect]

6. the officer came to the door

and said, "you have the right to remain sexy, anything you say can be used against you in a court of fuck."

[Dr. Strange]

21. That's poetry, dude.

I'm moved.

[NightWatcher]

7. nosey neighbor who sees all

they could tell the story from what they see. I'm thinking a 60 year old fundie woman with a huge PHD (Pentecostal hair do)

[ThomCat]

8. Waking up is often a good place to start.

Who does she wake up with? Probably the husband.

Who does she wish she was waking up with? Well, that's where the story could begin. :P

[datasuspect]

10. well, the husband is seriesly emasculated

i think i need to reach out to the blaxonmomz.net people on this.

[no name no slogan]

9. "Erotic Screenplay"? Is that what we call porno scripts these days?

[datasuspect]

12. please don't disparage a very profitable and useful art form

porn rivals video games in terms of ROI nowadays.

[no name no slogan]

18. Then just call it what it is. It's a porno sript.

"Erotic Screenplay" sounds like some sort of art house crap that gets reviewed in Playboy. There's nothing wrong with pornos. Just don't euphemize them to death.

Also, if you're shooting it direct to video (and not on film), it's not a film. It's a porno.

[datasuspect]

19. you have no faith in the writer's craft and the creative process

i bet you don't even wear baseball caps ironically.

man, you were on my a-list too.

but i'll let this infraction ride. we'll just agree to disagree. you're still "A #1" in my book, i don't care what other people say about ya'. shit, i'd stick up for you even if you were wrong.

don't go changing on me.

[Mike 03]

11. Be honest: Is this just straight porn, or an actual movie that will be released theatrically?

There is an abyss of difference between an "erotic" film and a pornographic film.

The synopsis you provided has no plot, which makes me think this is straight porn.

[datasuspect]

13. well, the money people are in the san fernando valley

everyone does meth and coke, and "talent" is unbelievably easy to come by.

if by "theatrically" you mean strictly dvd and internet distribution, then yes.

[Mike 03]

14. Gotchya. *Wink, wink. NT

[Occam Bandage]

15. Let me help.

Scene: A house. WOMAN is standing near door. DELIVERY BOY enters.

DELIVERY BOY: Hello madam. I have a delivery.
WOMAN: I hope it is some cock.
DELIVERY BOY: Yes. I have my cock here for you.
WOMAN: I should like to stimulate it with my hands and mouth.

WOMAN FELLATES DELIVERY BOY.

DELIVERY BOY: I would like to "deliver" my "penis" to your "anus."
WOMAN: This seems acceptable to me.

THERE IS ANAL SEX.

DELIVERY BOY: It is time for me to make another delivery! This delivery will be semen. I should like to deliver it onto your face.
WOMAN: Ejaculating onto my face sounds like a very good idea. This will give me a great deal of pleasure.

Enter HUSBAND.

HUSBAND: Oh no! I have been cuckolded yet again. How unfortunate for me!
WOMAN: Your small penis does not satisfy me.
HUSBAND: I am further shamed.

I hope this is a good start for you.

[datasuspect]

17. structurally,

your narrative captures the fundamental essence of the exchange power levers inherent in any type of intimacy. the receiver or provider of various forms of pleasure all share the burden of power and influence over another person. in the throes of sexual stimulation, the pleasure centers in the limbic system (the "lizard brain") process the most primordial neurosynaptic electrochemical transmissions hard-wired into the brain's functioning and structure. needless to say, the financial remuneration and voyeuristic influences on behavior are not to be discounted.

this is a good start.

[Mike 03]

16. How profitable is this? Just curious. I've heard rumors for years about whether it is or is not

a lucrative trade.

[RedCloud]

20. Nantucket might provide idyllic poetry

:think: