Found: one pair black panties.

[NYC_SKP]

Found them under the bed while doing my annual vacuuming.

Whose are they?

Fess up.

[no name no slogan]

1. Are you sure they're not yours?

[NYC_SKP]

2. No no no!

These are petite...

Mine would be like a size brazillian.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. So THAT'S where they went!

Now, you hand them over, and pronto!

It's not nice to keep a lady waiting, you know...;)





:rofl: :rofl:

[NYC_SKP]

6. Hand them over? Hand them OVER? Hell no!

Come and get 'em!

:rofl:

[Haole Girl]

4. Are they lace, with sparkles in them?

Just wondering...




:hide:

[NYC_SKP]

5. Why, yes, one of the pairs does have lace and sparkles!

I just found another pair, and a watch... :wtf:

Are you missing a watch?

[Haole Girl]

7. Depends

Is it an expensive one? ;-)

[NYC_SKP]

8. No, as I recall it only cost me

a trip to Taco Bell and a box of wine!

Or have you forgotten?

:rofl:

(you know I'm teasing)

[Haole Girl]

10. I have no idea what you are talking about

O8)


(And, yes, I know)

[no name no slogan]

19. I didn't know they made black lace Depends

Learn something new every day.

[Haole Girl]

21. You are so bad

:spank:

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

9. I have been missing those...

:hide:

[NYC_SKP]

11. Please forgive me...

I'd forgotten.

The most magnificent night of our lives.

No, that wasn't an earthquake!

So, I'm gonna toss em in the washer, delicate setting.

Cool?

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

12. That's cool.

LMAO

[BarenakedLady]

13. Hmmm

I'd fess up but I haven't been in CA since I was 6 months old.

[NYC_SKP]

15. I can't be certain that...

...they didn't end up in a jacket pocket during one of my East Coast junkets...and then fell out when I got home and unpacked.

:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

20. well that may be entirely possible

We should probably get together so I could try them on like Cinderella.

[NYC_SKP]

24. Well, then

you wouldn't be a bare naked lady, would you? :P

[Tom Kitten]

14. Boxers or briefs?

tells a lot about whomever they belong to's character, at least...

[NYC_SKP]

16. bikini!

basic black bikini... I've got a couple leads upthread. :P

[derby378]

17. You asked for it...

[NYC_SKP]

25. They're just like these, only black.

[derby378]

30. Those don't look like bikinis...

Looks like a pair from the Women's Auxiliary of the Pee-Wee Herman Fan Club! :rofl:

[NYC_SKP]

32. Now you've done it.

You've made me visualize Pee Wee Herman with a huge fan club in panties.

And they're having their way with him.

Poor Pee Wee!

.

[derby378]

33. At least I haven't said the secret word yet

:rofl:

[NYC_SKP]

34. Oh no you don't...

This thread's still unlocked.

the secret word's the kiss of death, I just know it...

[3.14158675309]

36. "pichers?"

:rofl:

[Inchworm]

18. Did they smell like me?

:rofl:

:yoiks:

[NYC_SKP]

26. Do you smell like...

...a spring shower in Ireland, with lucky charms and rainbows?

[Inchworm]

28. I have smelled that way before

not now actually.

:rofl:

[rurallib]

22. Have you checked with the dog?

[NYC_SKP]

27. Yep, the dog has hers on...

[rurallib]

29. Sounded like they might be her size.

[OmahaBlueDog]

23. I had a friend in Florida who was a mechanic

He and the guys would go to lunch at a bar/restaurant called "Crabby Jacks." To promote lunchtime, the restaurant got models to go from table to table in lingerie, which was offered for sale. They also had a daily lunch drawing where you could win one of the outfits. Lo and behold, my friend wins the drawing. He puts the "outfit" (a thong and a bra, IIRC) in his glove box.

He forgets about them.

They were worn by the spokesmodel, so tags identifying them as new had been removed. (and no, why you'd want to win slightly used lingerie is beyond me)

One day, Mrs. Mechanic - tired of looking at the messy car, decides to clean it. ....

Let's just say it was very awkward for my friend after she opened the glove box.


Very, very awkward

[NYC_SKP]

31. A bit like a scene in the movie "Overboard"...

...loved that movie with Goldie Hawn.

[seaker]

35. Hmm

Where did you find them?

[3.14158675309]

37. I was just in BeachBaby's bedroom and noticed that "Friday" is missing

Do yours have any writing on the backside? :shrug:










:hide:

[BeachBaby]

38. Nope. Wrong panties.

My BLACK panties say "Sunday" - you know, for the Sabbath.

[NYC_SKP]

40. We're a match.

My jockeys say "Iron Man"!

:P

[NYC_SKP]

39. Yeah, "October"...

:rofl: