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Mon Feb-23-09 09:23 AM
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Anybody want two cats, cheap? |
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You'll never have to buy an alarm clock again...x( Seriously whats up with wanting to be petted at 4:45, 5:15, 5:40 am and THEN letting me sleep through the first 35 minutes of my alarm clock?! :banghead:
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Mon Feb-23-09 09:29 AM
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1. FYI: there is this thing, it's like a swinging wall that is attached to the entrance of your room... |
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Mon Feb-23-09 09:37 AM
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5. Dude. You know what happens if I do that? |
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Here's a example: MEOW MEOW *BANG* *BANG* Scratch Scratch Scratch. BANG BANG BANG! MEOOOOOOOW!!! MEOOWWW!!! WHAM!--oh and CREEEAK..as they can open the door if its not shut tight! First, I will not get any sleep as they will wail all night, then they will destroy carpet as they scratch under the wall..Then they literally hurl themselves at the door. And they have on occasion opened a door that wasn't shut tight. Closed doors are a major trauma for them. :eyes:
Besides, its nice to have something warm cuddling up next to me during the night..I think you can appreciate that, no? :evilgrin:
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Mon Feb-23-09 10:25 AM
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29. One of my cats literally run into the door when I go near it. |
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Sometimes my wife goes to bed before me with the bedroom door closed. If the cat wants to get in, she will wait for me to approach the door. She will run at the door, and doesn't always stop in time. :nuke: My wife asks me what's going on out there.
Oh, and the bedroom door is near the bathroom, so this can happen a few time in a night.
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Mon Feb-23-09 09:37 AM
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This response made me choke on my pink lemonade flavored water! :spray:
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Mon Feb-23-09 09:45 AM
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14. Pi Guy has that effect on people. |
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DU Lounge Rule #11 - if you see ANYTHING posted by 3.14158675309 - aka Pi Guy - put any and all beverages safely away.
That is all.
This message comes to you from someone who has experienced the Pi Guy's antics for herself. ;)
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Mon Feb-23-09 09:50 AM
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OMG I'm laughing hysterically!
That word isn't code for anything, is it? :shrug:
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Mon Feb-23-09 10:05 AM
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Get with the program, baby - I'm chock-full of "codes". *cough*
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Mon Feb-23-09 10:11 AM
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23. Well, I'd like to decode you |
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Remove your enigma stigma, along with other items of clothing... :evilgrin:
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Mon Feb-23-09 10:16 AM
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24. All in good time, grasshopper..... |
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all in good time. :evilgrin:
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Mon Feb-23-09 01:15 PM
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40. Pi Guy? I always read it "Pi-ty TuTone."nt |
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Mon Feb-23-09 03:00 PM
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I will now put all beverages down and swallow before reading Pi Guy's stuff. :hi:
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Mon Feb-23-09 09:43 AM
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12. You obviously know nothing about cats. They can not tolerate |
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a closed door to a room they want to be in. Even if they don't want to be in the room the minute the door is closed, they have to be in there. Get it?
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Mon Feb-23-09 09:54 AM
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17. Actually, I have two of my own and know about what you speak |
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But tweaking TZ trumped all reason!
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Mon Feb-23-09 09:59 AM
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18. I got two also. They don't bug me when I sleep, so I sleep like a baby. |
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One of them actually waits until I wake up to get on the bed.
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Mon Feb-23-09 10:00 AM
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You didn't answer my question about how nice it is to have something warm to sleep with...:P
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Mon Feb-23-09 10:08 AM
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21. Are you talking about warm pussies |
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Mon Feb-23-09 10:22 AM
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Mon Feb-23-09 11:43 AM
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32. I probably deserved that little paddling! |
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Mon Feb-23-09 09:29 AM
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2. OMG Advice so profound and funny |
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Edited on Mon Feb-23-09 09:32 AM by 3.14158675309
That DU saw fit to post it twice!!! :rofl:
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Mon Feb-23-09 09:31 AM
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3. Being petted all through the night? |
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Wow. What a concept. :hide:
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Mon Feb-23-09 09:35 AM
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4. I suppose you have the t-shirt for that, too? |
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Mon Feb-23-09 09:38 AM
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7. Yes! I got it just a few months ago! |
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How did you know? :P :hi:
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Mon Feb-23-09 09:39 AM
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8. You really need to change that sigline of yours |
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Its the most inaccurate sigline in the history of DU! :rofl:
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Mon Feb-23-09 09:40 AM
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9. It's all a part of that enigma stigma I'm trying to portray. |
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Mon Feb-23-09 09:41 AM
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10. Yeah, well, the thing about cats is... |
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Mon Feb-23-09 09:43 AM
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So true..One of them felt the need to impress this lesson on me last night as she attempted to STAND ON MY FACE! :crazy:
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Mon Feb-23-09 01:44 PM
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What does a cat need with a starship?
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Mon Feb-23-09 09:44 AM
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13. Which part of the word nocturnal on their job description confused you? nt |
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Mon Feb-23-09 09:47 AM
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I'm used to be woken up once at night (usually around 1am-2am) by their antics..But last night was particularly umm..active. I think maybe its cause I went to sleep early before they got their evening crazies out...:crazy:
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Mon Feb-23-09 10:10 AM
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22. I found it helped a little to feed them when I go to bed. Doesn't stop the |
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"I miss mommy" visits, but it cuts down on the wailing, yowling, and sitting on your face and tickling your nostrils with their fur.
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Mon Feb-23-09 10:22 AM
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25. I do feed them late at night. |
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USUALLY it stops the early morning shenanagins, but not this morning!
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Mon Feb-23-09 10:23 AM
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27. I know what your problem is, TZ..... |
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you're an ENABLER. :hide: :rofl: :hi:
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Mon Feb-23-09 10:24 AM
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28. I do admit I spoil my cats terribly... |
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They have me wrapped around their fuzzy little paws..:)
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Mon Feb-23-09 12:11 PM
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34. That is as it should be. |
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Now just lie back, shut up and submit to the Power of Teh Kittehs!
;)
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Mon Feb-23-09 10:44 AM
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30. LOL sometimes they just have to have mom's full attention. Mine woke me |
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about 6 times last night, until about 4am I think. Hard to say because the power was out so no clock.
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Mon Feb-23-09 01:17 PM
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41. Yeah. Feed them Benadryl. |
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Disclaimer: I am in no way advocating actually doing that nor implying in any conclusively evidentiary way that I have ever attempted it.
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Mon Feb-23-09 10:47 AM
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they sound like fun :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:D
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Mon Feb-23-09 12:11 PM
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33. have you ever watched the "Simon's Cat" series of videos |
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Mon Feb-23-09 12:12 PM
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hilarious. And the one where the cat wakes Simon up in the morning..Thats DEFINITELY my household! :rofl:
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Mon Feb-23-09 03:43 PM
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52. that's my household too |
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I got a scratch on my lip this morning from a hungry kitty.
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Mon Feb-23-09 12:51 PM
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36. I dealt with that and have a solution: |
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Mon Feb-23-09 12:56 PM
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Mon Feb-23-09 12:59 PM
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You know what the little buggers do? They knock it off the nightstand where I keep it and ROLL it under the bed. I'm not about to get out of bed and look around in the dark for it. Little evil genius fuzzy bastids!x(
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Mon Feb-23-09 01:02 PM
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they are smarter than you.
and being cats, they have ample time. :eyes:
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Mon Feb-23-09 01:18 PM
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42. They have trained you better than you have trained them. |
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There is no shame in that. It is possibly inevitable.
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Mon Feb-23-09 01:58 PM
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44. By the time they would get through pre-quarantine... |
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...I might actually be in their neighborhood. Of course, if and when I get up there, and if I can find someplace other than a no-pets hellhole in which to live, I'll be looking...
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Mon Feb-23-09 02:07 PM
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45. nah, my one cat does a fine enought job making sure I rarely get a full night's sleep |
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Between her love of giving herself a bath while on my bed, her flying leaps onto the bed, and the morning purrs and licking of my forehead, I'll never be late for anything, ever.
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Mon Feb-23-09 02:17 PM
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46. It's Karma for being a Redskins fan |
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Mon Feb-23-09 02:19 PM
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Mon Feb-23-09 02:45 PM
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48. nice post madinmaryland! |
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Mon Feb-23-09 02:49 PM
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50. He's counting on me in his stead. |
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I'll pass along your sentiments, though!
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49. This coming from a Bungles fan.... |
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