FUCKING NARWHALS FUCK YEAH

[redqueen]

[AlCzervik]

1. GOT A HORN LIKE A FUCKING UNICORN MAN EXCEPT ITS A WHALE GOD DAMN

:rofl:

[SallyMander]

2. Whaaaaa?????

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[insanity]

3. Pretty tight.

[PVnRT]

4. I posted the weebls version of narwhals, and got no responses

hmph

[geardaddy]

8. I loves me some weebl n bob.

[taterguy]

5. Fuckin hilarious

[redqueen]

6. Are you threatening me?

[taterguy]

7. I"m compimenting you for starting a fucking great thread

[redqueen]

15. Yeah... I think you forgot your sarcasm tag.

[taterguy]

18. I sincerely thought it was fuckin hilarious

There was no need for a sarcasm tag

[redqueen]

27. That "Are you threatening me?" is a Cornholio line.

I just like saying it sometimes. And I just wanted to use the flip-off gif...

Sorry if you took me seriously. :)

[taterguy]

38. Who the fuck is Cornholio?

[redqueen]

40. The Shamwow guy before he grew up.

[slutticus]

61. Do you have any....oleo?

[sammythecat]

11. Hey. Lay off, dude.

Take some breaths and chill a little.

Seriously, what the hell!



jk

:hide:

[taterguy]

13. You fucking expect me to see that jk hidden at the bottom of your post?

FUck off

[sammythecat]

9. I almost gave up trying to figure out

what the hell your point was. Kept on scrolling and finally found it. That was really funny.

"FUCKING SWIMMIN AROUND AND SHIT STABBING BITCH ASS DOLPHINS BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING NARWHALS MOTHERFUCKER" :rofl:

mnstot was in the zone there.

[SallyMander]

20. My favorite was the Harry Potter one

FUCKIN LOOKS LIKE A WIZARD N SHIT

:rofl:

[stuntcat]

10. narwhals - good

(artist - kinda bad)

[Kajsa]

12. ROFL!

" Horns and shit- Yeeeehhhaaawww!"

"Is that not the raddest shit you have seen all day?"

:rofl:

[IntravenousDemilo]

14. They may fuck, yeah, but I wouldn't want a BJ from one.

Getting rimmed by a narwhal would be unpleasant, too.

[Liberal Veteran]

16. But what could be better than the Avenging Narwhal Playset.

Comes complete with a baby seal, a penguin and a koala(:wtf:)!

[Lost in CT]

19. Koala??? LOL nt

[Liberal Veteran]

21. Apparently the Avenging Narwhal is pissed off cause someone dumped him in the wrong hemisphere.

That tends to make narwhals cranky.

[lost-in-nj]

17. Next to Belugas... these are my favorite!!!!

:hangs head in shame:


I just don't get it.....



:shrug:


:hi:


lost

[Shakespeare]

22. Every time I've seen this thread title today...

...I've LMAO.

[tekisui]

23. !

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :cry:

[redqueen]

24. FUCK YEAH

:D

[Runcible Spoon]

25. ..............

:spray:

FUCKIN SOME HILARIOUS SHIT RIGHT THARR

[SoxFan]

26. I think I hurt myself!

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[Iggo]

28. I bookmarked this last night...

...and it's still funny today. I'm dyin' over here!

My coworkers are lookin at me funny, but I can't help it.

(FUCKING STAB YOU GOD DAMN NARWHALS GOD DAMN)

:rofl:

[redqueen]

29. Hehehehe...

I'm glad I'm not the only one. :)

THEY AINT SCARED NO ASIANS

[MrCoffee]

30. IS THAT NOT THE RADDEST SHIT YOU HAVE SEEN ALL DAY

Not surprisingly, it is the raddest shit I have seen all day.

[ogneopasno]

31. This guy sounds exactly like David Sedaris' brother. In any case, it's just as brilliant.

OH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT HERE.

Classic. I've downloaded this to look at whenever I'm in a bad mood. YYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH.

[MrCoffee]

32. You can't kill the motherfuckin' Rooster

[ogneopasno]

33. You might can fuck him up sometimes, but bitch, nobody kills the motherfuckin' rooster.

Know what I'm saying?

[MrCoffee]

35. Fuck the stock talk, hoss, I ain't invested in shit.

:rofl:

[ogneopasno]

37. "Bitch, you need to have them ugly-ass bunions shaved down is what you need to do."

"But you can't do shit about it tonight, so lighten up, motherfucker."

That story is really one of his top three.

[Bake]

34. Best laugh I've had all day!!

Gawd, I needed that!

:rofl:

Bake

[SoxFan]

36. "Steve Irwin" is now a verb!

That's soooo wrong, but I'm still laughing.

[old mark]

39. Well this certainly is a fun thread. nt

[PVnRT]

41. I think it's the baby Kermit avatar that really makes this sublime

[Blue_Tires]

71. +1

[OwnedByFerrets]

42. Kicking cuz its so fucking funny!!

[MrCoffee]

43. Kicked and Narwhaled

[two gun sid]

44. Kickin' for the Narwhals, fuck yeah!!!

[DemBones DemBones]

45. I'm fucking tired of these fucking narwhals on this fucking thread.

But at least the fucking narwhals are not on a fucking plane. :evilgrin:

[old mark]

46. I want to have a fucking narwhal thread that fucking lasts forever.

:kick:




:rofl:



mark

[redqueen]

48. Hah...

if it were only that interesting. :)

[old mark]

49. rq, it's not too interesting, but is't not so deadly serious, either.

Need a little lightening up occasionally.

mark

[sammythecat]

56. One of the funniest things I've seen here in a good while

A classic of internet message board humor.

[WildEyedLiberal]

47. OMG, this is so full of win

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[dropkickpa]

50. mnstot is a genius

Prolly violated their TOS about 57 times, but that was fucking so worth it!

[KittyWampus]

51. how in the world did you find this?

[lightningandsnow]

52. ...

:rofl:

[Debi]

53. Can't stop coming back for a laugh!

[MilesColtrane]

54. Yar, thar it blows.

Call me Unimpressed.

[sammythecat]

55. NARWHALS REPRISED!

Lets give it up for the FUCKING NARWALS! YEAH!! CAUSE THEIR FUCKING NARWHALS FUCK YEAH

GODDAM!! :thumbsup:

[SoxFan]

57. Kicked

Hall of Fame thread.

FUCKING CAST SPELLS AND SHIT!

[Dangerously Amused]

58. NARWHALS FUCK YEAH!

[Symarip]

59. This needs to happen in GD ASAP

Hm....

[yewberry]

65. A valiant effort.

All good things must end, I guess.

Sad, though...the narwhal thread was one of the best things in GD lately.

[slutticus]

60. ROFL

Where do you find this shit?!?!?

:loveya:

[PVnRT]

62. RADIO_LADY AINT SCARED NO ASIANS

[bluedigger]

63. FUCKING STAB YOU GOD DAMN NARWHALS GOD DAMN

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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[MrCoffee]

64. Now more than ever.

[Starry Messenger]

66. NARWHAL VS VIKING EQUALS DEAD VIKING.

I keep laughing every time I come back to narwahl threads. Al keeps asking me what is so funny. I can't even begin to explain, but I can't stop laughing.

[Kajsa]

67. Horns and Shit!

:rofl:

I still love this thread.

:)

[redqueen]

68. Hah... still?

Good... I'm glad others find it as amusing as I do. :)

[Kajsa]

70. It's a classic, redqueen.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=8548319&mesg_id=8549097

Everytime I read it, it cracks me up.

:rofl: :hi:

[blue_roses_lib]

69. FUCK YEAH

"BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING NARWHALS MOTHERFUCKER" I'm bookmarking this for when I have a shitty day. I laughed so hard I think I hurt myself.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :cry:

[Lars39]

72. .

[ipfilter]

73. This thread must never die.

[arcadian]

74. What the fuck? The Narwhal phenomenon is over two weeks old?

Damn, talk about coming late to the party. All the beer's gone, there are bottles strewn all over the place, all the hot chicks are all passed out and the sun is coming up.

[Lasher]

75. THEY FUCKING SWIM AROUND AND SHIT THEY AIN'T SCARED NO ASIANS

AINT NO HOOFS ON THAT BITCH

[3.14158675309]

76. The Lounge mascot is now officially the FUCKING NARWAL!!1

FUCK OFF, JIVE BITCH LIZARD POSER WITH YOUR PUNY SHIT HORNS AND SHIT YOU FLY BREATH MOTHERFUCKER