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The reason there were 3 Matrix movies is because the Oracle was f*$^(*$& useless!

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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-09 08:23 PM
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The reason there were 3 Matrix movies is because the Oracle was f*$^(*$& useless!
Edited on Mon Feb-23-09 08:26 PM by CreekDog
:rant:

Post lines that the Oracle said that are meaningless and/or confounding:
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-09 08:25 PM
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1. don't diss the Oracle - coolest smoking Oracle I've seen in a very long time!
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-09 08:27 PM
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2. then give us a quote where she said something that meant anything
just one. :D
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 07:48 AM
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11. oracles aren't supposed to make "hard" sense...
Edited on Tue Feb-24-09 07:48 AM by tigereye

they are supposed to be mystical and vague... get out some Greek drama and take a peek... :D


hmm, makes me curious about the Oracle in Brother Where Art Thou...
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-09 08:43 PM
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3. She made no sense at all, but she was fucking awesome.
This made sense, "I love candy."
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-09 10:58 PM
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4. Do you know what that [banner] means?
It means know thy self. I wanna tell you a little secret, being the one is just like being in love. No one needs to tell you you are in love, you just know it, through and through. Now put your goddamn underwear back on.
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 10:57 AM
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14. The Oracle knew you were going to say that
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 11:00 AM
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15. Wow!
Can I use this as my new sigline, since I now think I have a better understanding of the word "pevity"?
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 11:06 AM
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16. hmm
"Now put your goddamn underwear back on" makes for an interesting sigline...:rofl:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-09 11:17 PM
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5. WTF are you talking about!
:rant:

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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-09 11:20 PM
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6. Whoa.
I know kung fu.

Whoa.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-09 11:45 PM
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7. In your heart, you know I'm right
Everything the Oracle says is meaningless gibberish, although she does speak English, with proper pronunciation and sentence structure...but it doesn't add up to anything.

If she gave better advice, we could have wrapped that crap up in 1 movie, tops. :think:
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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 01:58 AM
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8. The whole third movie made no sense at all.
I loved the first movie, but after seeing the last I soured on the whole thing. Nothing was explained. Nothing made sense. What was the point?
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 02:16 AM
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9. I saw it on our IMAX screen
we sat in the third row.

watching the shootout was like being at Wimbleldon.

anyway, after the movie i told them they should have got some smart robots to help them fight back --they would have won faster. :rofl: :evilgrin:

their reaction was priceless. :wtf:
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RoyGBiv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 02:32 AM
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10. Her software was buggy.

"He is trapped in a place between this world and the machine world. All I can do is tell you that your friend needs your help. He needs all our help."

Okay. Fine. He needs our help, so I'll ask this again. WHERE THE FUCK IS HE? Between the machine world and this world? Is that Jersey? Or perhaps Venus? I dunno. You tell me. Draw me a map. Here's a pencil. Do I have to take another pill to get there?




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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 10:53 AM
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12. Delaware
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 10:56 AM
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13. First, let's be fair here: movies 2 and 3 WERE ONE FUCKING MOVIE SPLIT INTO 2!!!!!!
So, she was useless over TWO movies.

Carry on.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 11:11 AM
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17. Let's be truly fair and agree that 2 and 3 were horrible
The Matrix is a much better film if it isn't part of the pretentious and self-serious trilogy.

And Ken Wilbur can suck my integral.
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