CreekDog
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Mon Feb-23-09 08:23 PM
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The reason there were 3 Matrix movies is because the Oracle was f*$^(*$& useless! |
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Edited on Mon Feb-23-09 08:26 PM by CreekDog
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Post lines that the Oracle said that are meaningless and/or confounding:
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Mon Feb-23-09 08:25 PM
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1. don't diss the Oracle - coolest smoking Oracle I've seen in a very long time! |
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Mon Feb-23-09 08:27 PM
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2. then give us a quote where she said something that meant anything |
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Tue Feb-24-09 07:48 AM
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11. oracles aren't supposed to make "hard" sense... |
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Edited on Tue Feb-24-09 07:48 AM by tigereye
they are supposed to be mystical and vague... get out some Greek drama and take a peek... :D
hmm, makes me curious about the Oracle in Brother Where Art Thou...
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Mon Feb-23-09 08:43 PM
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3. She made no sense at all, but she was fucking awesome. |
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This made sense, "I love candy."
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Mon Feb-23-09 10:58 PM
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4. Do you know what that [banner] means? |
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It means know thy self. I wanna tell you a little secret, being the one is just like being in love. No one needs to tell you you are in love, you just know it, through and through. Now put your goddamn underwear back on.
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Tue Feb-24-09 10:57 AM
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14. The Oracle knew you were going to say that |
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Tue Feb-24-09 11:00 AM
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Can I use this as my new sigline, since I now think I have a better understanding of the word "pevity"?
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Tue Feb-24-09 11:06 AM
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"Now put your goddamn underwear back on" makes for an interesting sigline...:rofl:
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Mon Feb-23-09 11:17 PM
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5. WTF are you talking about! |
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Mon Feb-23-09 11:20 PM
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CreekDog
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Mon Feb-23-09 11:45 PM
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7. In your heart, you know I'm right |
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Everything the Oracle says is meaningless gibberish, although she does speak English, with proper pronunciation and sentence structure...but it doesn't add up to anything.
If she gave better advice, we could have wrapped that crap up in 1 movie, tops. :think:
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Tue Feb-24-09 01:58 AM
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8. The whole third movie made no sense at all. |
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I loved the first movie, but after seeing the last I soured on the whole thing. Nothing was explained. Nothing made sense. What was the point?
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Tue Feb-24-09 02:16 AM
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9. I saw it on our IMAX screen |
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we sat in the third row.
watching the shootout was like being at Wimbleldon.
anyway, after the movie i told them they should have got some smart robots to help them fight back --they would have won faster. :rofl: :evilgrin:
their reaction was priceless. :wtf:
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Tue Feb-24-09 02:32 AM
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10. Her software was buggy. |
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"He is trapped in a place between this world and the machine world. All I can do is tell you that your friend needs your help. He needs all our help."
Okay. Fine. He needs our help, so I'll ask this again. WHERE THE FUCK IS HE? Between the machine world and this world? Is that Jersey? Or perhaps Venus? I dunno. You tell me. Draw me a map. Here's a pencil. Do I have to take another pill to get there?
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Tue Feb-24-09 10:53 AM
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Tue Feb-24-09 10:56 AM
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13. First, let's be fair here: movies 2 and 3 WERE ONE FUCKING MOVIE SPLIT INTO 2!!!!!! |
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So, she was useless over TWO movies.
Carry on.
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Tue Feb-24-09 11:11 AM
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17. Let's be truly fair and agree that 2 and 3 were horrible |
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The Matrix is a much better film if it isn't part of the pretentious and self-serious trilogy.
And Ken Wilbur can suck my integral.
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