Why Sean Penn doesn't impress me

[Boojatta]

1. His performance in high school history class
a) He had pizza delivered during class, a major disruption.
b) He pulled a knife on the teacher.
c) He used the word "bogus" too much.

2. His partnership with Timothy Hutton
a) He sold America's secrets to the USSR.
b) He admitted that he's a Republican.
c) He made more mess than Yoda when he started busting stuff in the basement of the Soviet embassy.

3. His career as a puppeteer
a) His heart isn't in it. It's obviously a fad for him.
b) He will obviously never be a first-rate puppeteer like John Malkovich.
c) He will not even be a second-rate puppeteer like John Cusack.

[MrSlayer]

1. He didn't pull a knife on Mr. Hand.

He just called him a dick. How these rumors get started around here.....

[Lavender Brown]

2. He dated Phoebe Buffay but actually preferred her twin, Ursula

Showing poor taste. :thumbsdown:

[UTUSN]

3. K&R #1 for, wouldn't a better reason be he wasn't in West Side Story?!1 n/t