Amerigo Vespucci
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Mon Feb-23-09 11:25 PM
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My suggestion for improving DU: Everyone will be called "Cenk," followed by a sequential number. |
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136,874 registered users, so I will be "Cenk 000,001" (because I THOUGHT of it FIRST, THAT'S why).
It will take a little getting used to, but I think that it will make for a much better Web Site in the months ahead.
Initially, people will forget the numbers. Someone will say "Cenk posted that earlier today" and in addition to "LINK???" they will ask "WHICH DAMNED CENK?"
Also, the various Cenks will be misidentified. Someone will say "Cenk 000,438 posted that" and Cenk 000,448 will reply, visibly upset, and say "No, that was ME." Then the Cenk who posted the error will apologize and Cenk 000,448 will reply "No problem, Cenk."
The only exception to this new policy will be for CaliforniaPeggy, who will now be known as CaliforniaCenk, and she will begin all of her posts with "My Dear Cenk."
Best regards,
Cenk 000,001
:rofl:
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Mon Feb-23-09 11:30 PM
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Why? Because it sounds cool.
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Mon Feb-23-09 11:33 PM
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3. It sounds kind of like you're radioactive. |
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Mon Feb-23-09 11:42 PM
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I'm Radioactive Cenk-90! Don't mess wif me!
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Mon Feb-23-09 11:31 PM
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Mon Feb-23-09 11:35 PM
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Mon Feb-23-09 11:35 PM
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4. SO much better than these ever-mutating screennames. |
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Cenk 000,008 (eight being my favorite number) reporting.
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Mon Feb-23-09 11:42 PM
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6. You're skipping 13 and 666 right? |
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Edited on Mon Feb-23-09 11:42 PM by EastTennesseeDem
Like hotel floors and numbers?
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Amerigo Vespucci
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Mon Feb-23-09 11:44 PM
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10. That would obviously be in everyone's best interests.... |
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Mon Feb-23-09 11:44 PM
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9. My name is 007. Cenk 007. |
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Mon Feb-23-09 11:46 PM
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12. "NO, Mr. Cenk...I expect you to die..." |
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