The Face of Evil

[WillParkinson]

Oh, I know he doesn't look like it, but this young boy turned out to be a holy terror in our house....



Meet Bailey. A Beagle/Lab mix. At the shelter we adopted him from his name was Basil, which we quickly nixed.

He can be a very good boy. Just not very often.

[Heidi]

1. Bailey is gorgeous!

MUCH cuter than _some_ dogs. :hi:

[Lil Missy]

3. Gawd Heidi. You're evil!

:o

[Heidi]

4. What???????? Will's little Bailey IS cuter than even MOST dogs!

:shrug:

[Lil Missy]

5. THAT pic?? OMG! You are tricking me!

(Spoken from someone whose pets plot to kill me at times!)

One almost succeeded. I broke my face!

Good thing I love the little shits.

[Heidi]

6. You broke your face???????

:yoiks:

:hug:

[Lil Missy]

7. Yes I did.

I got up to go to the biffy in the middle of the night, and my clingy "snarly butt" cat decided to help. His help means walking right in front of me.

It was dark, I didn't see him. As soon as I stepped on him and he squealed, I lifted up my foot immediately. And then fell flat on my face.

Yes, I broke my face. My mother came flying out of bed because she thought the refrigerator fell over. It was just me falling on my face after I tried to save the cat. Blood everywhere, and I had to get stitches.

Numerous xrays after that. I also had a broken eye orbit.

I'm going to step on the damned cat next time.

[Heidi]

8. Well, sheeeeeeeee-it.

:hug: :hug:

:loveya:

:smooch:

:*

[Lil Missy]

18. And BTW. That pic is fucking scary! I wouldn't kiss that!

[WillParkinson]

9. I'm creeped out...

Really really creeped. And that other picture isn't helping, either.

[XemaSab]

2. We have a Bailey too

There are a LOT of Baileys in this world, and some of them are bad dogs. x(

[WillParkinson]

10. Yes, they are...

And yet I still love him.

When the shelter heard some of the mischief he was getting into they told us we could bring him back. I couldn't even fathom doing that.

[DevonRex]

11. What is he doing that's so evil? I have a dog from hell, myself.

We're gonna have to replace the hardwood flooring in the dining room. You can guess why.

[WillParkinson]

12. We brought a new kitty into the house...

And he just will not leave it alone. He wants to get near it in the worst way. The kitty gets so freaked out he runs and hides in the bathroom. Bailey is fine with the other cats in the house, but Toeby won't go near him so he tries to find ways to get to him. He can be very creative. Most evil creatures can.

[DevonRex]

14. Ahh... Does Toeby have all his claws? If so, I'd bet Bailey will rue

the day he decided to stalk poor Toeby. :)

[WillParkinson]

16. No, Toeby was a declawed stray...

Found outside in the wilds of Upper Michigan.

But he's too nervous to get near anyone other than the other kitties.

[PassingFair]

13. Maybe he's angry that you're calling him Bailey.

When he CLEARLY looks more like a BASIL.



And beagles are frequently seen as "sleuths".

[WillParkinson]

15. But...but...

Beagle Bailey....Timeless.

[Deja Q]

17. So this thread isn't about that "Doctor Who" story from 1976?

:cry:

[WillParkinson]

21. If you hijack it properly it could be...

Work harder. :-)

[Skittles]

19. um, actually he looks like a troublemaker

yes INDEED

[WillParkinson]

20. Kick his ass for me, Skittles...

I'm sure if anyone can straighten him out it'll be you.