Numba6
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Tue Feb-24-09 10:57 AM
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What do you do first thing in the morning? |
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I check my retirement plan to see if my lottery ticket hit.
Then I take a piss.
You?
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Tue Feb-24-09 10:58 AM
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Then I try to remember what city I'm in.
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Tue Feb-24-09 11:06 AM
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2. get the paw out of my face |
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since I'm facing hungry kitty first thing in the morning
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Tue Feb-24-09 01:19 PM
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14. You, too? Actually it's more like the cha-cha on my bladder! |
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Tue Feb-24-09 08:11 PM
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And then I look at all the rainbows in my room. (One window faces dead east and I have filled it with crystals/prisms hanging from the curtain rod.)
I love to see them in the morning.
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Tue Feb-24-09 09:51 PM
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44. You have a cat? I never would have guessed. |
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Tue Feb-24-09 11:08 AM
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3. Think about whatever I was dreaming... |
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or failing that, about the people I love.
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Tue Feb-24-09 12:36 PM
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Fart. Light a cig. Go pee, fart while I'm peeing...get some coffee...my god, I have somehow turned into my Dad!! :(
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Tue Feb-24-09 12:37 PM
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5. Try to go back to sleep. |
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Tue Feb-24-09 12:39 PM
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6. Lately I've been lying in bed stretching and cracking every freaking bone in my body. |
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Tue Feb-24-09 12:39 PM
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take my vitamins
get the paper
curl my hair while I'm reading it
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Tue Feb-24-09 12:43 PM
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8. Put the children through the death-alternative test of human awareness |
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Tue Feb-24-09 12:49 PM
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9. Every Morning I Wake Up to a Rabid Ewok Licking My Face |
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including eyelids and ears :wtf:
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Tue Feb-24-09 12:50 PM
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10. Pee first, then coffee and DU |
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Tue Feb-24-09 01:03 PM
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Without sugar, I pass out
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Tue Feb-24-09 01:05 PM
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12. Cut off the alarm that I'm ALWAYS awake for. |
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And then go drop the boys off at the pool.
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Tue Feb-24-09 01:13 PM
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13. Turn off alarm. Take off CPAP mask. Get up. Take pills. Take a leak. |
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Tue Feb-24-09 01:25 PM
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Tue Feb-24-09 01:30 PM
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16. I go to the biffy first. |
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I can barely walk, because the pets expect their daily treat as soon as I move. They gather around me, and I am certain they are trying to kill me. They plot this while I'm sleeping!
Jeezus Christ, the reason I wake up is when I gotta pee! They have to wait, then they get their treats.
They then get treats, and I get coffee.
Then I poop.
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Tue Feb-24-09 01:32 PM
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17. up at 2:30am each day |
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Let the dogs out. Than feed the feral and friendly cats in the greenhouse. We wake up at 2:30am. My wife starts work early. She feeds the dogs and empties the litter boxes the first thing in the morning. I feel like were the live in servants for our fur balls. We do sleep late on the weekends (4:30am). I think I'm in a rut!
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Tue Feb-24-09 01:55 PM
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I have to have a Dr Pepper and a cigarette before I can even THINK about facing another day in my life. Fuck anything else until I've finished my cigarette and had some Dr Pepper. I'll pee when I finish those, then start grumbling and facing my day.
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Tue Feb-24-09 01:58 PM
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19. slam the snooze button and then do some exercises... |
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Tue Feb-24-09 02:00 PM
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20. take my handgun from the nightstand, clear it and then go pee pee |
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Tue Feb-24-09 02:43 PM
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trick question I presume.
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Tue Feb-24-09 03:39 PM
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22. Pee. Go straight to kitchen. |
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Light a cigarette while putting on the coffee.
In that order.
Bake
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Tue Feb-24-09 03:39 PM
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23. Believe it or not, turn on Morning Joe. |
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Tue Feb-24-09 03:40 PM
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24. Corn out a mud bunny. What are you getting at? |
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Tue Feb-24-09 03:50 PM
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25. Wake her up and pay her |
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Tue Feb-24-09 03:55 PM
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OH GOD DO I NEED TO FART IN THE MORNING.
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Tue Feb-24-09 03:56 PM
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27. Stretch,scratch what itches. |
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Tue Feb-24-09 04:03 PM
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28. Wish I was Harvey the rabbit |
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so I could control time and not have to get up.
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Tue Feb-24-09 07:50 PM
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milk and check DU Nothing helps me wake up better than drinking cold milk and seeing what happened since I was here last:hi:
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Tue Feb-24-09 07:54 PM
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doesn't matter if they still have food; the little bastids want NEW FOOD
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Tue Feb-24-09 07:55 PM
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Tue Feb-24-09 08:02 PM
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32. A few nice deep stretches. nt |
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Tue Feb-24-09 08:04 PM
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33. Watch three dogs poop. |
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Tue Feb-24-09 08:05 PM
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Numba6
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Tue Feb-24-09 09:07 PM
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40. what, you don't say "Fuck the Yankees".. or is that ur nighttime prayer? |
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Edited on Tue Feb-24-09 09:08 PM by Numba6
Or is it that ur cat's a Yankee fan?
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Tue Feb-24-09 11:00 PM
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51. That's a nighttime prayer, correct. |
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To be specific, we call down the wrath of an angry God upon A-Rod. Seems to be working.
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Tue Feb-24-09 08:05 PM
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35. Wonder what that crashing noise was that woke me up |
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Tue Feb-24-09 08:13 PM
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37. Line up all my medicine bottles and take a pill out of each one. |
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Tue Feb-24-09 08:13 PM
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38. Coffee, facebook, job listings, news, DU. repeat. n/t |
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Tue Feb-24-09 08:31 PM
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Then relax a bit.
Wake up wife and son, take son to school.
Then go to bed.
That's my morning!
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Tue Feb-24-09 09:11 PM
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and try to figure out what city I am in. I usually write it down before I go to sleep but some nights I forget to do it.
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Tue Feb-24-09 09:33 PM
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who is usually lying on my legs
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Tue Feb-24-09 09:48 PM
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43. Come up with a new plan for world domination. |
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Tue Feb-24-09 09:55 PM
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45. Usually some sort of half-coherent obscenity. |
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UUURRRrrwhashafukkinsixthrrtyalready?Fuck. x(
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Tue Feb-24-09 09:59 PM
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46. I stumble downstairs and try to get into the only bathroom |
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in the house while a dog is racing me on one side and a cat is racing me on the other. I think they have a plot to trip me down the stairs so they can collect my insurance and buy all the dog treats and catnip they want.
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Tue Feb-24-09 10:03 PM
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Plot the destruction of the Sun.
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Tue Feb-24-09 10:09 PM
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48. Snuggle with cat for a while, pee, pour coffee, get back in bed (with cat) to read |
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news and DU.
Jeez, I really have nothing to complain about, do I? :)
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Tue Feb-24-09 10:19 PM
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49. remember my dreams aren't real |
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Tue Feb-24-09 10:27 PM
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50. I put the dog out. Or, if I don't, I get out the "Little Green" to clean up the pee |
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because I didn't put the dog out.
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Tue Feb-24-09 11:01 PM
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52. well I head for the bathroom with 2 of my cats who have to assist me |
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then I make coffee and oatmeal.
Before I get out of bed I have to rearrange the cats so I can get up
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Wed Feb-25-09 12:56 AM
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53. Stumble down the stairs |
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push the button on the coffee maker
climb back up the stairs
whizz and brush my teeth
get my pistol and go downstairs again
clean cat and dog dishes, put new wet food down for the cats, refresh water bowls, give everybody a half-hearted greeting
open kitchen window and fire several rounds through the woods toward the Amish prick that lives on the other side
grab 4 aspirin and a cupful of precious coffee and head for the computer in the den.
finally fucking sit down, light up a smoke, check CNN and wait for the coffee to kick in. I don't eat breakfast.
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Wed Feb-25-09 01:27 AM
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:P
pee, coffee, smoke, computer. if the weather is nice, i take my laptop out back and combine the last two.
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