You're in Hell and Satan forces you to listen to one of these for ETERNITY. Who do you choose

[LynneSin]

Choose wisely, you can never ever change this station

[SidneyCarton]

1. Speeches.

It's Hell, right? You know that no matter what you pick, Satan's gonna run the speeches anyway, so you may as well deprive him of his gag.

[LynneSin]

2. Don't you think that Satan knows that already

and is just waiting for force Nickelback on your ass or even worse George W. Bush sings the best of Nickelback and Creed

[SidneyCarton]

8. Gaaaaaah!!!!111!

Noooo! Anything but Bush sings the best of Nickelback and Creed!

Angels and ministers of grace defend us! :scared:

[LynneSin]

10. Perhaps you should start repenting now

:D

[tigereye]

3. I hope I'm going to heaven, then

although for me the absence of music would be a greater hell, I suspect.

[SacredCow]

4. Point of clarification:

Are the bands playing live, and can I throw flaming rocks?

[LynneSin]

5. Yes but they play on a stage like in the movie Roadhouse

where there is wire fencing between you and the band and oh - this is hell, nothing burns

[SacredCow]

7. Well, I could piss on them at the very least.... n/t

[LynneSin]

11. How do you piss in hell when you have no water to drink for eternity

:shrug:

[SacredCow]

12. I'll be sure to drink a few beers before I die....

:toast:

[LynneSin]

13. You realize you'll be there for eternity

that piss will be gone in 2 seconds

[SacredCow]

14. You clearly don't know the effect beer has on me....

Besides- one clean shot to the eyes is all I need for my personal satisfaction!

[Initech]

6. I'd kill myself again just to avoid having to choose.

Of course Hell's ironic punishment division would force me to listen to Creed.

[LynneSin]

9. But you'd only end up in hell again

so you are doomed

[Initech]

15. Damn!!!!

[dropkickpa]

16. HAHA!!

I'm an atheist! Neener neener neener booboo!!

[EastTennesseeDem]

18. Well then choose wisely heathen!

[City of Mills]

17. Hell could NEVER be that cruel.

Impossible!

[no name no slogan]

19. Zeppelin

:hide:

[LynneSin]

20. Well you're definately going to hell

did you see Zeppelin on the list? I don't think so. Your disobedience will put you in a form of hell where you have to share a bathroom with Jerry Falwell and Rush Limbaugh for the rest of eternity

[no name no slogan]

24. Don't project your private sexual fantasies on me, young lady

Unless they involve peanut butter. Then I may pay attention. :evilgrin:

[Lost in CT]

21. Speeches... hell that some comedy gold there boy... nt

[bikebloke]

22. I just won't die then (humpf...)

Heaven will have all those loonie christo-nutters, so I don't want to go there either.

[rug]

23. Is hell the elevator in the Bush Library?

[SteppingRazor]

25. Definitely the speeches. Over the last eight years...

I developed an uncanny ability to tune out George W. Bush.

[madrchsod]

26. the speeches...the other two are worse than bush

[Sebastian Doyle]

27. Creed

If only for the irony of listening to "Christian rock" while burning in Hell :evilgrin:

[Fire Walk With Me]

28. Are you saying this isn't hell, and satan isn't controlling "popular" music and its transmission?

I'm going to require proof.

[Critters2]

29. Creed. Reluctantly. nt

[Parche]

30. the fray

:puke: :puke: :puke: :hi: :hug:

[Lyric]

31. I'll say it. The people voting for the Bush speeches are lying.

:P