Orrex
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Tue Feb-24-09 10:45 PM
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I've discovered an empath even more worthless than Deanna Troi |
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Dan Smithson in Species, played by Forest Whitaker.
Coming upon a scene of carnage and destruction wrought by a human/alien hybrid killing machine, he says "Something bad happened here."
Later, he finds a car used and abandoned by the killing machine--the door still open--he notes "She walked."
Seeing Michael Madsen and Marg Helgenberger getting cozy in a club, he declares "They like each other."
Honestly, what does it take to be an empath in science fiction? I'm reasonably sure that anyone with a functioning brainstem could make the same spectacular leaps of intuition that we see from Smithson and Troi.
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Tue Feb-24-09 10:52 PM
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1. Obviously, anyone can be an empath. |
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The point is, to get real paid doing so. :thumbsup:
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Tue Feb-24-09 10:54 PM
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3. I sense that you're being a smart-ass |
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Tue Feb-24-09 10:56 PM
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7. See? Anyone could tell that's true. Try getting the cold government/Federation cash for so doing. |
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Gotta hate Deanna Troi, but gotta love that she brings home the bacon for such useless work.
+10 for working in a vintage perfume jingle! :bounce:
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Tue Feb-24-09 10:54 PM
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5. I feel that you have financial concerns |
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Send me ten dollars.
I feel your pain. :pals:
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Tue Feb-24-09 10:53 PM
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:)
Seriously, Lwaxana kicked her daughter's ass every day and twice on Sunday. "They're not ambassadors, they're assassins. They have a bomb." Now THERE'S an empath her earns her keep!
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Tue Feb-24-09 10:57 PM
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And the off-hand way that she did it was great--it pointed out that any fool should have been able to discern it.
Any fool except Deanna, of course.
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Tue Feb-24-09 11:10 PM
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14. I never understood why Deanna seemed so clueless. |
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She should have been the first person to actually get a clue, but more often than not, her "ability" kicked in long after it was needed.
And her range was just incredible. It always bemused me that she could sense the emotions of the person miles away in space because he was on the viewscreen (apparently beaming his emotions along the transmission), but could never sense the person sneaking up on her 4 feet away with a phaser set to stun.
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Tue Feb-24-09 10:54 PM
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4. Of course, you only watched "Species" for the dialogue. |
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Methinks thou dost complain too much. :hide:
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Tue Feb-24-09 10:55 PM
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I was hoping to find Michael Madsen playing a role other than Mr. Blond.
No luck so far.
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Tue Feb-24-09 10:58 PM
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9. Harry Dean Stanton is reputed as having been in 97% of all films made |
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in the last 100 years.
I couldn't tell you if he's in "Species" or not.
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Tue Feb-24-09 10:58 PM
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"This one they call Orrex, I sense he knows how worthless Dan Smithson really is..."
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Tue Feb-24-09 11:02 PM
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11. Hmm. My empathic senses indicate incredulity and snark in this thread. |
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Tue Feb-24-09 11:06 PM
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12. Wrong. Nobody is more worthless than Deanna Troi. |
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Remember, he only sucked over the course of a single movie. She sucked over the course of seven seasons.
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Tue Feb-24-09 11:08 PM
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hides...will not be dragged into fanboy fest...
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Tue Feb-24-09 11:11 PM
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15. Hah. Wesley could at least pull off that "traveling" trick and build dangerous gadgets. |
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Tue Feb-24-09 11:12 PM
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16. Crusher occasionally did something useful. |
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Did it ever make sense? No. But at least he did something.
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Wed Feb-25-09 12:25 AM
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18. But in that whole movie he accomplished nothing. She, at least... |
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Edited on Wed Feb-25-09 12:29 AM by Orrex
Well...
Um.
Let me get back to you.
Wait--I've got it! Wesley was entirely worthless, but he was never billed as an empath. Troi's alleged empathic abilities got her a chair on the bridge, and the one thing that she clearly couldn't do was be an empath.
So for purposes of this comparison, Wesley is disqualified.
How did he get to the Riker/Troi wedding, by the way? Wasn't he skipping across the universe with the Traveler?
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Tue Feb-24-09 11:15 PM
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17. DeannaTroi wasn't an empath so much as |
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she was Betazoid.
You want real? Watch The Wrestler.
jest sayin...
:)
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Wed Feb-25-09 12:27 AM
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19. But she was ship's Counselor |
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I never heard her give any insight more insightful than you'd get off of a Salada tea bag. Picard could have had Don Meredith on the bridge crew, and he'd have been no worse off.
Oh, wait. Don Meredith was Lipton, wasn't he? It's brisk.
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