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Wed Feb-25-09 11:16 AM
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I'm crapping my pants. I'm meeting with my sister after more than 10 years |
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of hiding in plain site of eachother. AND...my brother may show up. Gak! She adopted two racially mixed boys who are now in their 20's and he tells black jokes. I'm doomed.
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Wed Feb-25-09 11:18 AM
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1. That is what you get for not setting free the duck |
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Wed Feb-25-09 11:21 AM
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I'm skinning that duck and stuffing it with revenge.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Tuesday Afternoon
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Wed Feb-25-09 11:23 AM
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heehee --seriously, though. I hope it all goes well with the family. |
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Wed Feb-25-09 11:23 AM
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What are y'all meeting for? Is it something you have to do? Are you gonna be in a public place?
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Wed Feb-25-09 02:38 PM
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15. I'm gonna make them meet in Lynn |
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Fuck...we all grew up there, why be phonies and go to Danvers or Marblehead.
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Wed Feb-25-09 11:25 AM
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4. My dear graywarrior... |
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I hope it goes well, sweetie...
And that you have a truly great and joyful visit...
:hug:
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Wed Feb-25-09 02:40 PM
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Not a chance....hahaha. But thank you!
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Wed Feb-25-09 11:33 AM
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5. Fully loaded Super Soaker - only solution for such situations. One foul joke and SPLOOOOSH! |
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Wed Feb-25-09 11:40 AM
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6. Here's something to help keep your courage up: |
graywarrior
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Wed Feb-25-09 02:41 PM
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17. Oouuuu, I'll bring that with me. |
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Wed Feb-25-09 11:44 AM
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did "eachother" become one word? You are making up your own language now?
As for the sister... Good luck.
the brother is beyond help. :D
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Wed Feb-25-09 02:42 PM
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18. My entire family makes shit up so it's appropriate, grammar nazi...hahahahahaha |
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Wed Feb-25-09 11:45 AM
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8. My advice - change your pants before you meet |
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Wed Feb-25-09 11:45 AM
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10. I totally hate you for posting that |
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Edited on Wed Feb-25-09 11:45 AM by Orrex
:grr::grr::grr::grr::grr:
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Wed Feb-25-09 11:45 AM
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9. Change your pants before you go |
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Wed Feb-25-09 02:44 PM
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19. Why bother....I'd fit right in. |
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Wed Feb-25-09 12:57 PM
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12. sounds like some of my extended family |
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are you one of my cousins ??
Good luck .
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Wed Feb-25-09 02:15 PM
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13. are you on good terms? |
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Wed Feb-25-09 02:44 PM
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20. That's the thing....you never know in my family. |
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Wed Feb-25-09 02:37 PM
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14. Oh jeeeezis, now there are more of them getting involved. |
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I knew it. They're coming out of the woods and no one (me) is safe. Shit shit shit.
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Wed Feb-25-09 03:08 PM
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21. Okay, I'm either not payin' attention |
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or you haven't told us why y'all have to meet? I assume some sort of family business. Can you take someone with you to help keep you sane and safe?
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Wed Feb-25-09 03:14 PM
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The evil evil facebook. They found me, now they want to meet up. These things never end well.
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Wed Feb-25-09 04:10 PM
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Well try to take someone with you to be a buffer?
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Wed Feb-25-09 04:14 PM
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24. But you live in the woods. |
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If they're all coming out of the woods you'll be safe.
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Wed Feb-25-09 06:09 PM
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Sorry, I hope it goes better than you think it will
I stay away from certain people in my family and am very creative about not meeting with them. Ok, I lie sometimes. What ever it takes.
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Wed Feb-25-09 08:35 PM
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26. First things first, staple your brother to a wall somewhere for the duration. |
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x(
I hope the meeting with your sister goes well. :hug:
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Wed Feb-25-09 08:38 PM
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27. Are you meeting them today |
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The same day that LOST comes on? :freak: :shrug:
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Wed Feb-25-09 08:39 PM
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28. Good luck and have fun. |
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Family. They're all crazy.
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Wed Feb-25-09 09:12 PM
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30. Are they repukes or something? No wonder.... |
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Actually, my family of WASPs doesn't need much of an excuse to not speak, my aunt didn't speak to my mother for 30 years. That was the nice thing about being married to an Italian girl, her family didn't let anything separate them (crime, prison, nothin'). My advice: breathe deeply, yell at them when they fuck up, and don't take it too seriously. Can you take a bear or a coyote to keep them in line? They don't have your address, do they?
Bill
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