Robb
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Wed Feb-25-09 01:12 PM
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| Would it be impolite of me to post a sign on my door... |
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...that reads NO I DON'T WANT A FREE ROOF INSPECTION, DON'T EVEN RING THE @*&%$!! DOORBELL!
We've had a windy winter, and every three or four days some other kid comes to the door and starts with "I'm not here to sell you anything...." :eyes:
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| HopeHoops
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Wed Feb-25-09 01:14 PM
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| 1. How about "If you mention 'roof inspection', I'll tell you all about my colonoscopy" |
| Bertha Venation
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Wed Feb-25-09 01:15 PM
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| 2. That's a good one, but you might have to explain first what |
| Tuesday Afternoon
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Wed Feb-25-09 01:16 PM
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| 4. and that is when you get to tell them |
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to shove it up their ass and blow it out their ear ;)
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| Robb
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Wed Feb-25-09 01:16 PM
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| 5. Not if I have the slide projector ready. nt |
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Wed Feb-25-09 01:18 PM
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| 6. Ah, you have found the key to the beauty in the threat! You get to EXPLAIN! |
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Wed Feb-25-09 01:16 PM
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| 3. would you rather have mormon missionary positions? |
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