MajorChode
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Wed Feb-25-09 01:29 PM
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So who will be the next non-white-penis Republican "rising star"? |
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Now that Jindal stepped on his brown dick and Palin is old news.
Any guesses?
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Wed Feb-25-09 01:52 PM
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1. "stepped on his brown dick"? Ouch. |
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a) that sounds kind of, you know, intolerant, and b) it's probably too small to step on. :P
Wild guess: Michael Steele.
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MajorChode
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Wed Feb-25-09 02:08 PM
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3. "too small to step on"? Ouch |
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a) that sounds kind of, you know, intolerant, and b) TMI
Michael Steele might be a good guess, but the highest office he has ever held is Lt Gov and he's in a bit of ethical hot water right now. He is also a bit too far to the left for the wingnuts.
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Wed Feb-25-09 01:53 PM
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2. How do you know his dick is brown? |
MajorChode
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Wed Feb-25-09 02:09 PM
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4. Just a guess really, but I'm open to suggestions |
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What do you think? Lavender? Rainbow? Gold plated?
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Wed Feb-25-09 02:32 PM
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9. Maybe he is bleaching it |
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I hear white dicks rule the world
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MajorChode
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Wed Feb-25-09 02:48 PM
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12. Since he already has a good job, what would be the point? |
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Unless he's a really big Michael Jackson fan. There's so much about him we just don't know. I say a full disclosure might be in order. I'm not suggesting he reveal it publicly, but perhaps just to a trusted government official like Clarence Thomas who may very well be an expert on the subject.
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Wed Feb-25-09 02:17 PM
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Wed Feb-25-09 02:24 PM
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6. He's been dead for over 100 yrs and I think he had a white penis... |
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but I'm not sure about that one. Perhaps he hit it with a hammer and it turned purple.
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Wed Feb-25-09 02:24 PM
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My guess is that after Palin-Jindal loses in an epic landslide in 2012, we'll see all old white men from Republics for 2016 and beyond.
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MajorChode
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Wed Feb-25-09 02:26 PM
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But that assumes they don't Whig out after the next election which seems to be a growing possibility.
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Wed Feb-25-09 02:38 PM
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10. I will not get my hopes up for that |
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I am not going to get my hopes up for Republicans going the way of the Whigs. These were guys whose policies led directly to the Great Depression. And then, for an encore only a few years later, they actively and openly supported Hitler and Mussolini.
While Bush was an awful president, invading Iraq and causing the Great Recession pale in comparison to the Republicans of the Roaring 20s and the 1930s.
I will continue to work for their extinction, and hope that the eventual opposition party is more along the lines of moderate DLCers
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Wed Feb-25-09 02:52 PM
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13. Two years ago who would have guessed we would have a black president? |
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You underestimate the Repugs' uncanny ability to seriously fuck up. So far they have made great strides. Just as soon as the far rightwing loons abandon them, they are done, and that might not be far off.
Perhaps they will start the White Penis Party. It has a nice ring to it.
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Wed Feb-25-09 02:39 PM
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11. Pfotenhour or however you spell that nutter's name |
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Wed Feb-25-09 02:52 PM
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14. They will go back to the white men, after this. |
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Wed Feb-25-09 02:59 PM
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16. That too is a losing proposition |
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The more the Repugs cling to their white penises the more irrelevant they become. I think they have to put forth a non-white-penis presidential nominee next time around. Even if they lose at least that will allow them to hold on to some degree of relevancy for the next cycle or two with at least the congressional elections.
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Wed Feb-25-09 02:54 PM
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Wed Feb-25-09 03:04 PM
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17. Sweet Jebus this is the best one yet |
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Not only is she non-white, but she doesn't even own a penis (not counting prosthetics). If she were to come out as a lesbian, that would even be better. Even a loss would allow the Repugs to ride that one out for at least a decade. Anyone who tries to accuse the Repugs of racism, misogyny or homophobia would be answered with a torrent of "but, but, but...Condi!" replies.
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Wed Feb-25-09 03:08 PM
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Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
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MajorChode
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Wed Feb-25-09 03:29 PM
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19. Yes, these are exciting times |
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It's great to be an American and watching the GOP swirling the drain. Just watching it happen is at least as much fun as when it finally does. I'm starting to get a much greater appreciation for W. I don't think I could possibly think of a better guy to drive the GOP bandwagon off a cliff.
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Wed Feb-25-09 03:31 PM
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20. We should erect an altar a praise his ineptitudes |
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Wed Feb-25-09 03:35 PM
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21. Perhaps a joint Hoover/Bush one? |
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Or do you think it would be too big of an insult to Hoover?
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Wed Feb-25-09 03:40 PM
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22. Bush stands alone on this one |
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He needs every bit of karma shoved up his ass and into his face.
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