Bertha Venation
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Wed Feb-25-09 03:12 PM
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Parents - how do you deal with your kid throwing up? |
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Yeah, it's a copycat, but I've always wondered. I've never had to clean up anything but cat vomit.
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rcrush
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Wed Feb-25-09 03:13 PM
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1. Stuff a sock in their mouth. |
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Wed Feb-25-09 03:15 PM
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or some sort of bowl- You become immune to vomit and other kid secretions quickly.
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Wed Feb-25-09 03:28 PM
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One of those real loud Shop-Vacs, with the high-pitched whistling sound. The kid won't do that again.
This is all part of that "it takes a village" stuff. You're welcome.
:hi:
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Wed Feb-25-09 03:29 PM
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I don't get grossed out (Mr. MG does--can't run from sick MG Jr. fast enough), but I stress out badly. When MG Jr. was much smaller, I used to catch it in a bath towel. Now he's graduated to the bathroom wastebasket, but I have to hold it for him and clean him up afterward. At least he's not drinking gallons of milk anymore--a return of that is the WORST.
...Aren't you glad you asked?
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Wed Feb-25-09 03:31 PM
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5. Usually it involves staying up all night |
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or sleeping next to them with a trash can at the ready.
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Wed Feb-25-09 03:32 PM
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6. Point her at my enemies. |
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Wed Feb-25-09 04:16 PM
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7. MrsCoffee runs screaming; I bust out the mop. |
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I am the one on sick kid detail because MrsCoffee cannot handle vomit.
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Wed Feb-25-09 04:18 PM
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8. my kid used to puke every time she go in my husband's car, we dubbed it The Vomit Comet. |
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anyhow you just clean it up, it's puke, it's not worth keeping really.
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Wed Feb-25-09 04:22 PM
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Either clean it up or leave it. Vomit is nothing compared to rotavirus poo.
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Wed Feb-25-09 04:30 PM
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I would usually end up vomiting myself while cleaning it up. Then we would both have some ginger ale and saltines.
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Wed Feb-25-09 05:26 PM
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11. Bella ruined her outfit today. She got to coughing so hard that it made |
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her spit up her entire bottle. It was such a cute outfit too. Oh well! I changed into something else.
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Wed Feb-25-09 05:31 PM
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12. muddle through - it's no fun being up all night cleaning up vomit |
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and you feel so bad for them, since it feels so awful when they are little .You just deal with it...
When they are older you just make sympathetic noises, try to get em to the bathroom in time, and bundle em off to bed. And then clean it up some more!
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Wed Feb-25-09 05:35 PM
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14. I have a really hard time with it |
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I usually end up gagging and getting sick myself. My little man is a constant vomiter whether he's sick or not since he has texture issues. I'll take a #2 diaper over vomit any day. :hi:
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Wed Feb-25-09 05:41 PM
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15. I don't miss those days... |
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It's nice when they are older and can get themselves to the bathroom. Isn't it fun discussing the fluids that kids emit? :rofl:
Hey lady! How the hell are ya? :hug:
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Wed Feb-25-09 05:34 PM
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13. When it's your own kid, it's no biggie. |
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When it's someone else's? Woo Boy. TM had a friend come home with her in pre-school and the child vomited all over my front hall after eating lunch. As I was cleaning up, I had discharge coming from each orifice in my body. It was horrible.
TMI, I know, but I was obviously traumatized because my kids have thrown up tons of times and this was the only thing I can truly remember.
Oh, and once BabyM spit up and Mr. M (dumbass that he was) was holding her over her head and she yakked right down his throat. His own fault. He didn't listen to me that that MIGHT be a bad idea right after she'd eaten. :rofl:
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Wed Feb-25-09 06:19 PM
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17. Try to aim them at something relatively easy to clean. |
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Throw them in the bathtub while you clean the mess up.
Luckily LK's not a puker so I haven't had to deal with it much. And now he's old enough that he can usually make it to the bathroom, if not clear to the toilet. And smart parents keep a wastebasket near the kid's bed for those illnesses that sneak up on them in the middle of the night.
Kids are much easier than cats- they don't aim for the carpet.
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Wed Feb-25-09 06:22 PM
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18. Rub their face in it while shouting, "No!" "No!" |
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Wed Feb-25-09 07:48 PM
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20. Write a blues song about it. |
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Wed Feb-25-09 09:08 PM
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21. Bribe my other daughter to clean it |
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or have my husband do it.
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Wed Feb-25-09 09:38 PM
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22. I dread tummy-bugs... LyricLad has a bunk-bed, and sleeps on the top. |
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So when the old heave-ho happens at night, it's often double-duty to clean up afterward.
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Wed Feb-25-09 09:47 PM
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23. The Barf Bucket...got a lot of use at my house. |
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Wed Feb-25-09 10:20 PM
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24. Mine left a bucket by my bed. |
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Edited on Wed Feb-25-09 10:21 PM by BreweryYardRat
And in the bathroom, after one memorable case of stomach flu when I had to leap from the toilet and spew bile into the tub.
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Thu Feb-26-09 03:28 AM
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25. warm stale gingerale settles the stomach |
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