Trying to be proactive, I ground up my own bones for the giant's bread. But now I can't stand up.

[Rabrrrrrr]

And, it really hurt.

Why didn't anyone warn me?

Jerks.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. I thought we covered that last year?

Maybe you were sick that day? I'm sorry. I should have sent you my notes.

[Shakespeare]

2. Serves you right for using the pseudo-word "proactive."

:eyes:

[graywarrior]

3. Meat grinder or blender?

Shoulda used a suribachi.

[Brother Buzz]

4. I like marmalade on my English muffins

Fee-fi-fo-fum
I smell the blood of an Englishman.
Be he alive or be he dead
I'll grind his bones to make my English muffins.

[Deep13]

5. I think I can see where your mistake is.

You should have used those bones to run away from the fucking giant.

[trof]

6. Sounds like you pulled a real boner.