Use the phrase "Kim Kardashian's ass" in a sentence.

[arcadian]

“VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of Kim Kardashian's ass.” - Ambrose Gwinett Bierce

[A HERETIC I AM]

1. Bobby Jindal's response last night was as banal and oversold as

Kim Kardashian's ass.

[mwooldri]

30. No- Bobby Jindal's head is stuck up Kim Kardashian's arse.

Glad to correct that for you. Mark.

[Lost in CT]

2. The current accounts payable deficifit in real terms is about as large as

Kim Kardashian's ass.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

3. I'm sorry. She will always be the woman who...

...had sex with "Moesha's" little rapper wanna-be brother, then let him pee on her, then peed on him, while they filmed it, and sold it for a profit.

That's all I need to know about Kim Kardashian. The size of her ass is irrelevant.

[arcadian]

4. Really?

Did not know that.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

8. Here you go:

"Featuring Hip Hop Star Ray J and his overflowing bladder."

Sorry, in my book, they're a couple of pigs.

[no name no slogan]

5. Dude, you forgot "Kim Kardasian's Ass"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

7. I tend to forget asses that have been peed on by wannabe rappers.

:eyes:

:rofl:

[arcadian]

10. Well, this thread went down hill quickly.

I guess it started when it asked people to use the phrase "Kim Kardashian's ass" in a sentence. There really is no up from there.

Your water sports reference didn't help matters though.

:rofl:

[no name no slogan]

13. And it started with such promise, huh?

:rofl:

[arcadian]

16. Hold on, we're forming a lynch mob to go after Kim Kardashian's ass in a sub-thread.

Join us?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

17. BREAKING NEWS: Kim Kardashian's ass spotted just outside of Pittsburgh...

...for what it's worth, if Conan O'Brien had sex with her and peed on her and filmed it, it would still be a film about two pigs.

:toast:

[no name no slogan]

18. ooooo, pig pr0n

I wonder what one could sell that for?

[arcadian]

19. Conan banged her, too?

I didn't know that either. Boy, is this thread informative. :rofl:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

22. No, "IF"...FOCUS, people!

:rofl:

:toast:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

21. It's a thread Jimmy Carter would have posted during a break from building a "Habitat" home...

..."BANG! BANG! BANG!...well, there it is, the last nail in the kitchen. You know, some family is going to be really happy living here. Whew! I'm tired after all that hard work. I think I'll go post a thread about Kim Kardashian's giant ass on Democratic Underground."



:rofl:

:toast:

[no name no slogan]

12. Eh, what's a little water play between a couple of attention whores

:D

[Mollis]

32. Ew.

I didn't know that part of it.

[tanngrisnir3]

6. Kim Kardashian's ass is too fucking big, so no thank you.

[no name no slogan]

9. I tried to escape the gravitational pull of Kim Kardasian's Ass, but it was far stronger than I.

:thumbsup:

[Jamastiene]

11. I'd like to kick Kim Kardashian's ass.

Homophobic fucking bitch. I can't stand her. :mad:

[arcadian]

14. What did she say?

n/t

[Jamastiene]

20. One of her stupid brother's friends committed a hate crime and she

claimed it wasn't true. It was true though. I know the person who got attacked.

[no name no slogan]

15. You'd like to kick Kim Kardashian's ass, but you couldn't ever buy enough boots

needed to kick it?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

23. "These boots were made for walkin', but they're not big enough to kick Kim's giant ass"

Easily the SINGLE greatest Nancy Sinatra song of ALL time.



:rofl:

[BreweryYardRat]

24. Kim Kardashian's ass fails to impress me.

It's fairly pleasant on its own, but she's so dumb it's unattractive as a part of the whole.

[Lucian]

25. I'd like to tap Kim Kardashian's ass.

[rcrush]

26. I bet you could *** * *** ** ***** **** Kim Kardashian's ass.

I bet you $10

[AlCzervik]

27. gravity is a harsh mistress and when she catches up with Kim Kardashian's ass

her career will be over. i don't know what her career is but it must involve having pictures taken of her unnatural looking butt.

[jakefrep]

28. DU Catholics: What's the significance of "Kim Kardashian's Ass"...

..in Kim Kardashian's Ass Wednesday?

[Robeson]

29. I was a child and she was a child, ...

In this kingdom by the sea;
But we loved with a love that was more than love -
I and Kim Kardashian's ass.

[sakabatou]

31. Kim Kardashian's ass cannot beat my fiance's

EVER. Mia beats her, no contest.

[chemenger]

33. I'd like to plant my hands firmly on Kim Kardashian's ass ...

and enjoy the ride.