bif
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Thu Feb-26-09 09:56 AM
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Things you don't want to say in a household of women--add yours. |
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"Well, it's nice to see all your periods are synchronized."
"Would you guys mind putting the toilet seat up when you're done?"
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Bertha Venation
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Thu Feb-26-09 09:58 AM
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1. What are you all, on the rag? |
av8rdave
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Thu Feb-26-09 09:58 AM
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2. The version I heard was |
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"I don't complain about putting the seat up. You don't need to complain about putting it down."
Another favorite (this one is NOT a good idea, btw):
"A headache that lasts 7 months is a problem. See a doctor."
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bif
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Thu Feb-26-09 10:05 AM
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3. That'll get you a pass to a night on the "Punishment Couch." |
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Thu Feb-26-09 10:06 AM
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4. "Glad to see you all in your proper place" |
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this works really well if they are all in the kitchen
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bif
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Thu Feb-26-09 10:07 AM
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How about: Barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen... |
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Thu Feb-26-09 10:07 AM
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5. "I ate at least two dozen donuts this week! Oh, by the way, I lost ten pounds!" |
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Edited on Thu Feb-26-09 10:08 AM by HopeHoops
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bif
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Thu Feb-26-09 10:10 AM
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6. "Are you using Miracle Grow on your ass, or something?" |
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Thu Feb-26-09 10:31 AM
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7. So many to choose from..... |
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"Did you gain weight?"
(during/after a "lecture"...) "Were you saying something? I wasn't listening."
"You're turning into your mother, and that scares the hell outta me.."
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Resuscitated Ethics
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Thu Feb-26-09 10:36 AM
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8. Don't answer the question... |
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"Does this dress make me look like a sausage?" with "what kind- link or patty?"
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Thu Feb-26-09 10:37 AM
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9. i once asked my wife (i thought i was being nice) |
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"hey hon, would you like me to get you the vaccum?" i mean there were lots of dust bunnies under a cedar chest as i moved it to get something that fell behind it.
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Thu Feb-26-09 10:45 AM
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10. Will you throw my underwear in the wash with yours? |
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I hope no one else wanted this last piece of chocolate.
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Thu Feb-26-09 10:45 AM
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11. husband said to me the other day |
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"how come none of my socks are clean?"
:grr: :nuke: :nuke: :grr:
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Lost in CT
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Thu Feb-26-09 11:52 AM
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12. Hey I see a little mustache coming through... nt |
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Thu Feb-26-09 11:57 AM
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13. Which one of youse broads is gonna round me up some vittles? |
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Thu Feb-26-09 12:14 PM
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14. "Would one of you gals fetch me a beer, this game just went into overtime?" |
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Thu Feb-26-09 12:17 PM
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16. Then when they get you one you say |
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"Thanks Sugar Tits" They love that!! :yoiks:
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Thu Feb-26-09 12:17 PM
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15. 1. Shouldn't you be getting some exercise? |
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2. My mother did that THIS way. 3. The trouble with women today is...(insert any phrase). 4. Any use of the C word.
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Thu Feb-26-09 12:45 PM
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17. I ran out of clean underwear, so I'm wearing yours |
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